Random Facts Puns

I told my brothers friends that men and ants were the only species who can conduct war.

One of them asked "Who made the study to find that out?"

And from behind comes "An Ant-thropologist"

Any time we'd see birds flying in a V formation, my dad would say "Any time you see birds flying like that, one line is always longer than the other. Know why that is?" me - "Why?" "Because there are more birds in that line."

So today in school we were went on dates with energy (we were given a random energy and fact about them) so I said "I sure hope I get geothermal because then they'd be hot...

I was at my parents' house for dinner. My brother mumbled a fact about Antarctica randomly. My father responded, "What did you say about Antarctica? And does Uncle Arctica know? She'll be cold once she hears about this."