The real Pun-dit.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tiki_taka_toko
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2018
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Being alone and have no one to prank..

...is a real pun-ishment.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/myhomebasenl
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2020
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I'm a nice guy, and I love wordplay...

But everyone around me says I give off a real pun gent smell

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dantwz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2017
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Lol'd for real this time
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ashlyrind7
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2021
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How do you keep a Redditor in suspense?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eternal_Punshine
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2021
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So you know Gandhi? Walked barefoot, tough feet. Fasted a lot, so he was weak. Prayed a lot, real spiritual. Unfortunately, suffered from bad breath.

In other words, he was a super-calloused fragile mystic suffering from halitosis.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jfshay
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2021
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Awesome deal
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GQveracity
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2021
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My new girlfriend hates bees. It’s a real shame...

I thought she was a keeper.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sterntoothz
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2021
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A real conversation I had with my dad.

Dad: Did you hear about the guy stealing tires off police cruisers?

Me: No, that's crazy!

Dad: Apparently the police are working tirelessly to catch the guy.

Me: ...I hate you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LaurensYoutube
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2021
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What the fuck has happened to this sub!?

http://m.imgur.com/ImM3RWz

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FwootHotCaacon
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2021
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What rhymes with orange.

No it doesn't.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Remo1975
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2021
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The insaniTEA is real
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πŸ‘€︎ u/07huskypup
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2021
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A real knee slapper
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πŸ‘€︎ u/meow__meg
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2021
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How do you know if you're in a cafe that makes a real good cup of tea?

It's a property

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AEvans1888
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2021
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So it turns out Dr. Pepper isn't a real medical doctor...

He has a doctorate in theoretical fizz-ics

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GuyOnABison
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2021
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You do realise that Vampires aren't real...

Unless you Count Dracula.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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It carried over into real life, too!
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πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2021
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Where do giant monsters shop for real estate?

GodZillow!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/willshade145
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2021
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An American wants to enter a nightclub

Together with some friends from abroad, an Afghan, an Albanian, and Algerian, an Andorran, an Angolan, an Antiguan, an Argintine, an Armenian, and Austrailian, an Austrian, an Azerbaijani, a Bahamian, a Bahraini, a Bangladeshi, a Barbadian, a Barbudans, a Batswanan, a Belarusian, a Belgian, a Belizean, a Beninese, a Bhutanese, a Bolivian, a Bosnian, a Brazilian, a Brit, a Bruneian, a Bulgarian, a Burkinabe, a Burmese, a Burundian, a Cambodian, a Cameroonian, a Canadian, a Cape Verdean, a Central African, a Chadian, a Chilean, a Chinese, a Colombian, a Comoran, a Congolese, a Costa Rican, a Croatian, a Cuban, a Cypriot, a Czech, a Dane, a Djibouti, a Dominican, a Dutchman, an East Timorese, an Ecuadorean, an Egyptian, an Emirian, an Equatorial Guinean, an Eritrean, an Estonian, an Ethiopian, a Fijian, a Filipino, a Finn, a Frenchman, a Gabonese, a Gambian, a Georgian, a German, a Ghanaian, a Greek, a Grenadian, a Guatemalan, a Guinea-Bissauan, a Guinean, a Guyanese, a Haitian, a Herzegovinian, a Honduran, a Hungarian, an I-Kiribati, an Icelander, an Indian, an Indonesian, an Iranian, an Iraqi, an Irishman, an Israeli, an Italian, an Ivorian, a Jamaican, a Japanese, a Jordanian, a Kazakhstani, a Kenyan, a Kittian and Nevisian, a Kuwaiti, a Kyrgyz, a Laotian, a Latvian, a Lebanese, a Liberian, a Libyan, a Liechtensteiner, a Lithuanian, a Luxembourger, a Macedonian, a Malagasy, a Malawian, a Malaysian, a Maldivan, a Malian, a Maltese, a Marshallese, a Mauritanian, a Mauritian, a Mexican, a Micronesian, a Moldovan, a Monacan, a Mongolian, a Moroccan, a Mosotho, a Motswana, a Mozambican, a Namibian, a Nauruan, a Nepalese, a New Zealander, a Nicaraguan, a Nigerian, a Nigerien, a North Korean, a Northern Irishman, a Norwegian, an Omani, a Pakistani, a Palauan, a Palestinian, a Panamanian, a Papua New Guinean, a Paraguayan, a Peruvian, a Pole, a Portuguese, a Qatari, a Romanian, a Russian, a Rwandan, a Saint Lucian, a Salvadoran, a Samoan, a San Marinese, a Sao Tomean, a Saudi, a Scottish, a Senegalese, a Serbian, a Seychellois, a Sierra Leonean, a Singaporean, a Slovakian, a Slovenian, a Solomon Islander, a Somali, a South African, a South Korean, a Spaniard, a Sri Lankan, a Sudanese, a Surinamer, a Swazi, a Swede, a Swiss, a Syrian, a Taiwanese, a Tajik, a Tanzanian, a Togolese, a Tongan, a Trinidadian or Tobagonian, a Tunisian, a Turkish, a Tuvaluan, a Ugandan, a Ukrainian, a Uruguayan, a Uzbekistani, a Venezuelan, a Vietnamese, a Welshman, a Yemenite, a Zambian

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/leemhuis
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2021
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Real story: I was talking to the Waitress at a breakfast restaurant where a Jeep wheel had just blown out the front window.

I told her she looked exhausted. When you start your day like that you’re tired all day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HeyNow646
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2021
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TIL Albert Einstein was a real person

I always thought he was only a theoretical physicist...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chill-turtle
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2021
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Wash it yourself
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anukrit_Subedi
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2021
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I'm a fisherman, and I'm dating a mermaid.

I met her online.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wimpykidfan37
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2021
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Is this the real life?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/xXundryzXx
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2021
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I saw a pack of gummy worms that said β€œNo artificial flavor.”

Who buys gummy worms hoping they’d taste as close to real worms as possible?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pllarsen
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2021
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I had to break up with this girl who just would not stop counting.

I wonder what she’s up to now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jfshay
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2021
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It takes guts to be an organ donor

For real tho. Donate your organs. It saved my dads life 😁

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πŸ‘€︎ u/katyparody
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2021
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My girlfriend is a square root of -100

Perfect 10, but purely imaginary.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2021
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Real conversation with my 4-yr-old

My wife and I had just finished watching the Chipmunks movie with our 4-year-old son. This conversation soon followed:

Son: Is Feeadore real? Wife: No, he's not real, sweetheart. Son: Are there real chickmunks? Wife: Yes, there are. Son: Have you ever seen chickmunks? Wife: I sure have. Me: They're usually called nuns, though.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlberttheDodge
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2021
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The real benefit to cheesemaking isn’t the cheese itself

It’s the friends you make along the whey.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aphex-Puddle
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2021
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Bullets are real odd

They only do their job once they’re fired

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Geb69
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2021
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Change my mind
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tkgtknb
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2021
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How can dogs tell a real bone from a fake one?

They just gnaw it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gingi0
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2021
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I went out with a girl the other night, she wore this real slinky dress...

She looked great going down the stairs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/adfunk101
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2021
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A real life dad joke.

My wife was dishing out food. She put some salad on a plate and handed it to my daughter.

Then my wife looked at me and said, "Cesar Salad?"

I immediately grabbed my daughter's plate and pulled it out of her hands. My daughter got confused (maybe wondering if she did something wrong?). My wife asks me, "What the hell are you doing???"

I responded, "Sorry. Could have sworn you just said seize her salad."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zamundan
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2021
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Apparently the COVID vaccine causes constipation

When I got mine the other day they told me I had to wait 3 weeks to get number 2.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oscargamble
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2021
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The irony is real.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigPounds
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2021
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Wife says I won’t get 5 upvotes for this, but... Did you hear the one about the dog and the tree?

They had a long conversation about bark.

Edit: Y'all are nuts! We're somewhere north of 10k upvotes now, so I'll direct any remaining attention to Boot Camp for New Dads.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/amalgamxtc
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2021
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Hollywood isn't real.

They're all just paid actors.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ricerly
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2021
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Live savings spent in a second
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Raven_007
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2021
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Howard
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DefNotInTheOven
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2021
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I just learned Albert Einstein was a real person.

All this time i thought he was a theoretical physicist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nebac
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2021
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TIL Albert Einstein was a real person

I thought he was a theoretical physicist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WardensLantern
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2021
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Today I learned that Albert Einstein was a real person

I had always thought he was only a theoretical physicist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MyNameIsNotDalton
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2021
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Today I learned that Albert Einstein was a real person.

I always thought he was a theoretical physicist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/adfunk101
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2021
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I just found out that Einstein was a real person...

I always thought he was a theoretical physicist.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2021
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TIL Albert Einstein was a real person.

This whole time I thought he was just a theoretical physicist...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mclev91
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