One administrator of Cloud City struck a New Deal with the Empire: Franklin DeLando Roosevelt
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheMus3
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2021
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I once saw a cloud of mist form before my eyes, then take the form of a giant tent peg...

It was a big mist-stake.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2021
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I've decided to start storing everything in the Cloud, and it's a lot easier than you'd think

Although I'm still not sure how exactly I'm supposed to get anything back down... I guess I'll just have to wait until the balloons pop to use my TV again.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpartansATTACK
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2021
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The wife's just told me that she's thinking of going as a cloud this Halloween.

"Surely you can't be cirrus?" I said to her.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2020
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What happened to the cloud when he came home from the party?

His parents gave him an airful.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Asadleafsfan
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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Moses had the first tablet that could connect to the cloud.

But that tablet only had 10 commands.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MacItaly
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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What did the raindrop say to the cloud that went off course?

β€œWater you doing?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/3eemo
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2020
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Did you hear the one about the cloud?

It was all over town..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DatBoyCold
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2020
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What did the cloud say when it was getting robbed?

β€œIt sure is muggy out”

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2020
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When Hurricane Dorian hits Florida, I'm going to check out my window for the clouds to get really grey. When they're at peak greyness I'll take a picture. That way Ill always have The Picture of Dorian Grey.
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πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2019
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Hey dad, I just uploaded all your photos to the cloud.

dad runs outside and looks up at the sky WHICH ONE?!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2020
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Ya know, I saw superhero on the street once, he was in line for a hotdog, read this guys mind and saw that his head was in the clouds, and he just pushed in front of him!

If you ask me, that was pretty telepathetic of him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NukulerNicky
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2020
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Why was the cloud so dark and stormy?

It was feeling mis-thunder-stood

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Satolah
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2020
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Since vampires are supposedly hurt by holy water, I always wondered why priests don’t just say a prayer over every storm cloud, kill the vampires from above. Then I realized why there are so many vampires from Europe...

Someone already blessed the rains down in Africa.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JuIius_Seizure95
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2018
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If you store data in the cloud and it rains, is that considered a data leak?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rencas79
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2017
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What did the cumulus cloud say to the rain cloud?

”You get a precipitation trophy!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kirkatia98
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2019
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Does digital ocean evaporate to form the cloud
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πŸ‘€︎ u/apoorvaShrini
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2019
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The Cumulonimbus cloud was a favorite at the gentlemen's club

He always made it rain

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Blue8844
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2019
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What did The Cloud say to his long lost friend The Tree?

I mist you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JaykDoe
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2019
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I was trying to show my dad the advantages of storing his passwords in the cloud in order to never lost them and have access from anywhere when...

He looked at my with a smile in his face and say... "But what if it's sunny?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Juerguist
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2018
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I'm sailing on the Mediterranean right now and I see storm clouds to the south.

I guess the rain's down in Africa.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ridley_Himself
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2019
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Did you hear about the guy who hid in the clouds?

He was hiding in plane sight.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dimensionsstudio
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2018
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Do you know who the first person to download information from the cloud onto their tablet was?

Moses.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/daddymcdadjokes
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2018
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What video game character's head is always in the clouds?

Cloud

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MetoREneT
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2018
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There was a guy in the clouds I couldn't see

He was in de skies.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GGDominated
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2018
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Why was the District Attorney happy to see storm clouds?

Because every prosecutor loves arraigny day!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpenceMan01
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2018
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A cloud fell from the sky and died

RIP cloud you will be mist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheTazerLazer
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2017
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Did you hear about the cloud who became king?

Rained for years...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/procrastiprov
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2017
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Vampires are killed by holy water right? So if that’s the case then why doesn’t someone just pray over the clouds so the rain kills them all? Now I realize why so many vampires were from Europe....

Someone already blessed the rains down in Africa

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheBoulder64
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2018
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Why did the cow on the cloud not gamble?

Because the steaks are too high

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πŸ‘€︎ u/th3doorMATT
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2018
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Why didn't anyone laugh at the poor cloud's joke?

It was a cirrus joke

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lorne_Soze
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2018
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A funnel cloud came through town and they have video of a deer being flung through the air

It was a confirmed tornadoe

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πŸ“…︎ May 27 2015
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What did the rain cloud say to the dry farm land?

I mist you!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/matman122
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2012
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What does a plumber and the cloud both have in common?

Sync problems.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2076baseballbat
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2017
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Where is the first place Cloud Computing will take the Preakness trophy?

Back to his neigh-borhood!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ghoti00
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2017
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