One administrator of Cloud City struck a New Deal with the Empire: Franklin DeLando Roosevelt
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︎ Jan 24 2021
I once saw a cloud of mist form before my eyes, then take the form of a giant tent peg...
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︎ Feb 08 2021
I've decided to start storing everything in the Cloud, and it's a lot easier than you'd think
Although I'm still not sure how exactly I'm supposed to get anything back down... I guess I'll just have to wait until the balloons pop to use my TV again.
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︎ Feb 10 2021
The wife's just told me that she's thinking of going as a cloud this Halloween.
"Surely you can't be cirrus?" I said to her.
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︎ Jun 28 2020
What happened to the cloud when he came home from the party?
His parents gave him an airful.
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︎ Sep 23 2020
Moses had the first tablet that could connect to the cloud.
But that tablet only had 10 commands.
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︎ Jul 14 2020
What did the raindrop say to the cloud that went off course?
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︎ Aug 18 2020
Did you hear the one about the cloud?
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︎ Apr 13 2020
What did the cloud say when it was getting robbed?
βIt sure is muggy outβ
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︎ Jun 14 2020
When Hurricane Dorian hits Florida, I'm going to check out my window for the clouds to get really grey. When they're at peak greyness I'll take a picture. That way Ill always have The Picture of Dorian Grey.
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︎ Aug 30 2019
Hey dad, I just uploaded all your photos to the cloud.
dad runs outside and looks up at the sky WHICH ONE?!
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︎ Feb 18 2020
Ya know, I saw superhero on the street once, he was in line for a hotdog, read this guys mind and saw that his head was in the clouds, and he just pushed in front of him!
If you ask me, that was pretty telepathetic of him.
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︎ Feb 18 2020
Why was the cloud so dark and stormy?
It was feeling mis-thunder-stood
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︎ Jan 21 2020
Since vampires are supposedly hurt by holy water, I always wondered why priests donβt just say a prayer over every storm cloud, kill the vampires from above. Then I realized why there are so many vampires from Europe...
Someone already blessed the rains down in Africa.
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︎ Aug 06 2018
If you store data in the cloud and it rains, is that considered a data leak?
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︎ Sep 04 2017
What did the cumulus cloud say to the rain cloud?
βYou get a precipitation trophy!β
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︎ Nov 27 2019
Does digital ocean evaporate to form the cloud
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︎ Feb 07 2019
The Cumulonimbus cloud was a favorite at the gentlemen's club
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︎ Jul 16 2019
What did The Cloud say to his long lost friend The Tree?
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︎ Mar 27 2019
I was trying to show my dad the advantages of storing his passwords in the cloud in order to never lost them and have access from anywhere when...
He looked at my with a smile in his face and say... "But what if it's sunny?"
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︎ Apr 03 2018
I'm sailing on the Mediterranean right now and I see storm clouds to the south.
I guess the rain's down in Africa.
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︎ Jan 28 2019
Did you hear about the guy who hid in the clouds?
He was hiding in plane sight.
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︎ Aug 26 2018
Do you know who the first person to download information from the cloud onto their tablet was?
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︎ Sep 14 2018
What video game character's head is always in the clouds?
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︎ Dec 24 2018
There was a guy in the clouds I couldn't see
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︎ Jun 11 2018
Why was the District Attorney happy to see storm clouds?
Because every prosecutor loves arraigny day!
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︎ Sep 04 2018
A cloud fell from the sky and died
RIP cloud you will be mist
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︎ Apr 21 2017
Did you hear about the cloud who became king?
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︎ Sep 20 2017
Vampires are killed by holy water right? So if thatβs the case then why doesnβt someone just pray over the clouds so the rain kills them all? Now I realize why so many vampires were from Europe....
Someone already blessed the rains down in Africa
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︎ Aug 09 2018
Why did the cow on the cloud not gamble?
Because the steaks are too high
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︎ Feb 25 2018
Why didn't anyone laugh at the poor cloud's joke?
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︎ Jan 30 2018
A funnel cloud came through town and they have video of a deer being flung through the air
It was a confirmed tornadoe
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︎ May 27 2015
What did the rain cloud say to the dry farm land?
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︎ Sep 27 2012
What does a plumber and the cloud both have in common?
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︎ May 09 2017
Where is the first place Cloud Computing will take the Preakness trophy?
Back to his neigh-borhood!
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︎ May 20 2017
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