Roundedness Puns

They’re pretty shady

Cause circle has no point.( My 9y.o today morning)

It has 360 degrees.

But I AM in shape- a circle.

Otherwise boobies would be pointless

I said sure. 70.

At the Camelot

(My Egyptian father’s fav joke)

But when he rounded them up he had 400.

The blast was heard 3.146 miles away!

It means the world to me.

The cows aren’t getting 3 square meals a day.

The dog says, “but I rounded them up.”

So last night, I decided to treat my husband to a big dinner. He piles food on his plate and begins to eat. A while later I heard him sigh out in contentment. So I proceeded to ask...

Me: Was it good?

Him: Yeah, I ate my whole plate and now I'm stuffed.

Me: Well you could've left the plate. I didn't look too tasty to me.

I got glared at.

Farmers said their cows weren't getting s square meal...

is sphere itself

There's absolutely no point to it.