When I was a teenager, I tried really hard to find the hypotenuse of a circle
That's when I realized it is pointless.
What did the triangle say to the circle?
Patel was teaching a boy named Ed basic geometry, which he was failing to grasp even on the most basic levels. He mistook squares for triangles, circles for hexagons and so on...
So Patel tried to go to the lowest level and put a dot on the paper.
"What this, Ed?"
"A line?" the boy replied.
"I... I expected more from you. I'm... This a point, Ed."
What did the circle say to the triangle?
I told my dad that I was planning to move to the Arctic circle for a few months.
He said, “I don’t like your latitude.”
Why was the circle depressed?
She thought her life was pointless.
I don't get the point of circles
Found on The Chef’s Circle Facebook page
One of my friends brags all the time that he can make a perfect circle
How did the circle know the square had nothing on him?
Because he said he had him cornered.
Why was the bear never lost in the Arctic Circle?
Because it used Polar Coordinates
I once knew a guy that liked to bask in the sun. He touched my circle of friends but did not enter it...
My son asked me how hard it is to calculate the area of a circle
I told him it’s easy as pi
A nun is teaching her students about the circle of life
"there are either predators or prey in the circle of life" explained the nun. "whatever an animal eats, it is called that animal's prey. for instance, rabbits eat lettuce - thus lettuce is rabbit prey."
"Sister, what is sunlight then?" asked a quizzical child.
smiling, the nun put her hands together and said, "lettuce prey".
We’re doing the unit circle in math rn
My son asked me why I was spinning in circles when I was supposed to be cleaning the keyboard...
Today I saw a bunch of horses running in circles so fast that they were destroying the field.
I will never go to the arctic circle
Why is the circle more trustworthy than the square?
Because he doesn’t have an angle
Why is the circle the worst shape?
I just found out that a circle is the most pointless object
When I play country music for my chickens they start to sway and circle the coup to the music...
Circles are the worst shape.
They're pointless, really.
Which circle of he'll has the best party games?
The circle is the most ridiculous shape out there.
There's absolutely no point to it.
You know why it’s called the circle of life
Teaching a 3 year-old the difference between a circle and square is pointless
What would you get if you stacked all the terrible dad jokes in a circle?
What did the circle say when he lifted the curse from the polygon?
Why is a circle the best mathematician?
Who is the king of all the circles?
What do you call someone who lives part of the year in Antartica and the other part in the Arctic Circle?
My kids and I watched The Lion King yesterday and now I’ve got ‘The Circle of Life’ stuck in my head.
It’s just keeps going round and round. It’s the truth, I’m not lion!
I didn't understand my friend telling me the difference between a rotary and a traffic circle...
It was a roundabout explanation.
I always mean to tell you guys my joke about the circle....
....but I never get a-round to it!
Why didn't the circle go to college?
It already had 360 degrees.
What did the man say when he looked back into the toilet to see that his poop was in a circle?
I once had to find the circumference of a circle where the radius equaled "damn."
The circumference is TWO DAMN PI.
A circle is the smartest thing you can draw.
There once lived a knight who was the strongest around. Legend says he ran circles around any who challenged him. His name:
A young boy says to his father, "Dad, why does the dog spin in circles when she's excited?"
The boy's father replies, "Because it's very hard to spin in squares."
If we're all in the circle of life
What type of tractor makes the best circles?
What's the fundamental part of the lion kings circle of life?
I told my mom that I’m planning to move to the Arctic circle for the next few months.
She said, “I don’t like your latitude.”
What did the Triangle say to the Circle?
The Circle of Life
Makes all of this pointless.
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