A nun is teaching her students about the circle of life

"there are either predators or prey in the circle of life" explained the nun. "whatever an animal eats, it is called that animal's prey. for instance, rabbits eat lettuce - thus lettuce is rabbit prey."

"Sister, what is sunlight then?" asked a quizzical child.

smiling, the nun put her hands together and said, "lettuce prey".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dr-Vader
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2020
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You know why it’s called the circle of life

Because it’s pointless

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LarryTCG55
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2019
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My kids and I watched The Lion King yesterday and now I’ve got β€˜The Circle of Life’ stuck in my head.

It’s just keeps going round and round. It’s the truth, I’m not lion!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ron_mcphatty
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2018
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If we're all in the circle of life

What's the point?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Metallic_Mayhem
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2018
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What's the fundamental part of the lion kings circle of life?

Simba-otic relationships

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wallaceross
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2017
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The Circle of Life
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Barbarus623
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2013
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circles

An ant named seg is trying to reach its anthill

A girl tries to irritate it by putting a glass over it. secant she how tangent is getting. i guess it will diameter before it reaches its anthill. it would be pretty sad for its family though, as segment a lot to them. We could just say, it couldn't escape it's circle of life. well, after his untimely death, his family has arranged a funeral for him and chordiallly invited all its relatives.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tikkarice
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2021
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Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica? Wonder no more !

It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualisticbird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life.

The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life, as well as maintain a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life.

If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into, and buried.

The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing:

"Freeze a jolly good fellow." "Freeze a jolly good fellow."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brucemoose1
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2020
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When race tracks are worn down their parts are used for other tracks

It’s just the circle of life.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheAverageSJW
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2019
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Finally came full circle.

Every single time for 25 years:

Me: "Hey Dad, I have a question."

Dad: "Who played Lumpy on Leave it to Beaver?"

Yesterday...

Coworker: "Hey, I have a question?"

Me: "Who played Lumpy on Leave it to Beaver?"

The circle of life... The answer is Frank Bank if anyone is curious :)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TyGO28
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2013
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Dadjokes badge winner! One for the Pi day!

So, we were having dinner and talking about Pi day and I told them "everything relates to the circle of life", my daughter said "Dad you are not funny" and my wife said "you have become like my dad"

I think that was the ultimate badge of a dadjoker, right?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/un4r
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2016
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The Circle of Life

Makes all of this pointless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AwShizWhiz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2019
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