Nobody talks about “Mute Club”
I can't tell you how angry this makes me!
They didn’t even say “Thank you”
Anything you want to call them, they cannot hear.
He picked up the hammer and saw.
(my dad told this all the time. I am continuing on with the tradition...)
Because Charlie should be sheen and not heard.
Damn near poked my eye out last night!
"I'll never talk."
I guess it's a version of sign language, sew to speak
I’ve never heard him complain
So I’m a partial mute, and have been for nearly six years now, and try to cope with this through humour, so give me some of your best mute jokes!!
Mute.
Does his mother wash his hands with soap?
Nothing to brag but when the food came he was speechless
Hear about the mute bicycle mechanic?
He picked up a wheel and spoke 😂
Quite like...well, nothing.
They had communication troubles
It goes without saying.
Trade it for my Pokémon—it's mute, too!
>!(Mewtwo)!<
He looked at me and this is what he said:
"He's just trying to make an Amish woman out of her"
Mute-elation
A mute ant.
I was just looking for Mute.
Me: I turned Pandora off, but it is still playing and I would have to completely close all my school work tabs to shut the stupid thing down. Several songs later, and it still won't go away. ):|
Him: You have opened Pandora's Box.
Question: Why don't radioactive animals talk?
Answer: Because they're mute-ated!
It was a mute knee
Cuz the movies all about mute-asians....(mutations)... geddit?
To which I reply "I can hear you just fine".
Mute ants.
But it's a mute point
A customer walks into a television shop and witnesses the shopkeeper trapped in a circle of tvs. All the customer can hear is the man whimpering and exclaiming, "I'm sorry, Im sorry; I won't sell any more of you!" The onlooker approaches and notices all of the tvs are displaying nothing but white noise on their screens, and all seem to be on mute.
When I walk into a bathroom and all the stalls are occupied, I make sure to say out loud "Full house beats a flush!"
If I'm lucky I can get a muted chuckle from one of the stalls.
They look like they could pull a dog sled, but they're very quiet. Never bark.
I think they're Mala-mutes.
My youngest daughter had a developmental disability as a toddler. As a result, she was very withdrawn and functionally mute until the age of four. I made up a joke and taught it to her in an attempt to get her to open up a little. It worked.
Me: What does the dog say?
Her: Woof!
Me: What does the cat say?
Her: Meow!
Me: What does the cow say?
Her: Eat More Chikin!
Thanks, Chik-Fil-A, for helping to bring my baby girl out of her shell.
