I never understood the invention of circles
I never understood why this guy hosts so many tournaments.
Once I became a parent, I finally understood the . . .
scene where Yoda gets so tired of answering Luke's questions that he just dies.
I never understood why people say that a tennis ball hurts so bad.
I've never understood why people sob quietly?
Use a megaphone for crying out loud!
I’ve never understood why baby dogs are called puppies...
When they could be called subwoofers
Snoopy AKA Snoop dogg AKA the Red Baron has been spotted flying his Dogg house today. It is understood that he defeated his enemies in one fell snoop.
I never understood odorless chemicals, they never make scents.
I've never understood spheres
I never understood why people dislike vegans so much.
I have never had a beef with them.
I never understood how people like canned fish...
Seems like a big Fish Steak.
Me and some other guys like to get together at the local supermarket to show off our rare breed black-feathered chickens. New guy today mustn't have understood because...
There was an unexpected white hen in the bragging area
I've heard that Neil Armstrong used to tell really boring jokes about the moon that nobody understood.
I guess you had to be there.
I never understood why people don’t get along with vegans.
I’ve never had a beef with one.
I was explaining to my son how a baton is used in relay races, and he understood right away.
I finally understood Einstein's theory of relativity.
My girlfriend said she never understood headlines.
My friend was taking a pretty horizontal path in life, but I never understood it.
All I could ever do is wander Y.
Even in school, I never understood the cactus.
I mean, what's the point?
I never understood those signs that say “In Case Of Fire, Break Glass”
How is broken glass supposed to put out a fire?
I never understood cardiac arrest, but after medical training
I can finally defibrelate
I never really understood school shootings
I guess it's because it's aimed and a younger audience.
What did a hydroxide say when he finally understood something?
One thing I've never understood about that 'Cotton Eye Joe' song
If the singer was so upset, why didn't they just ban Joe?
Growing up, I never understood why my dad named my sister Artica until i had my son.
I never understood how glass worked
But it's clear to me now.
I've never understood backgammon.
I always thought gammon was the leg of pork.
Never understood people that leave multiple tabs open
I never understood why muscles get a trophy...
My friends never have understood my fondness of dad jokes...
I never understood the "seafood" diet joke.
It just seems like they were fishing for laughs.
I never understood the 60s trend of button up pants
They seem like they were just rip offs...
I finally understood the last minutes of the Sixth sense
It was a list of the people that made the movie!
Never understood what this meant when I was a kid. Now I can truly appreciate these socks
I've never understood why the 'Die Hard' sequel is called, 'Die Hard 2'.
It should have been called, 'Dice Hard'.
I've never understood why doctors recommend a balanced diet
Cannibalizing an acrobat seems immoral and illegal...
I never understood why people liked butter, until it was clarified
I never understood the "dress in layers" advice...
How is one supposed to dress hens and duckettes?
I never understood Stephen King
I never understood the phrase "a word of advice"
I finally understood why they call it "No5"
Something I never understood about math
Where did Poly go? Because Poly-gone
I never understood the term 'Noel'.
There's an L right at the end of the word. Are they blind?
Kid asked me a question in English about Spanish; I answered in German; he understood.
Kid: Is "nueve" ten?
Me: Nein.
Dadjoked my kid, it's the first pun he understood.
He wanted kelp flakes on his pasta (don't ask). I said "I don't have the shaker, ask mom to kelp you."
He immediately got a big grin on his face, just as mom rolled her eyes.
I never understood odourless chemicals
Jokes just want to be understood
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