My wife asked me if she could have some peace and quiet while she tried to cook dinner
So I took the batteries out of the smoke alarm
Why are snakes so quiet when sucking on a cough drop?
Because of the anti-HISS-tamine
I wrote an article about replacing noisy light bulbs with quiet LED ones. I found a fitting title as well.
Handball is a quiet game...
It's like racquetball without the racket.
To keep fit, I’ve taken up quiet tennis.
It’s like regular tennis, but without the racquet.
Thor has been really quiet through quarantine. I think he’s staying with his brother.
An old woman goes to see the doctor. "I'm very gassy, but fortunately my farts are quiet and don't smell. In fact, I've farted three times since you came in, but know you haven't noticed at all."
The doc nods his head, gives her some pills and tells her to come back in a week.
A week later, the old woman comes back and is very upset. "I'm still very gassy, but now my farts are really loud and smell like a porta-potty at a chili festival!"
The doc says "Well now that we've cleared up your hearing and sense of smell, we can do something about your gas!"
It’s the quiet ones you have to watch out for
How do you quiet an italian?
Why should a bowling alley be quiet?
So you can hear the pins drop!
What was the quiet rich-driven miner up to?
He was mining his own business.
Just finished reading "All Quiet On The Western Front"
That book is really remarqueable.
Must be a pretty quiet sub
I haven't seen anything since last decade!
I once got lost in a corn maze as dusk settled and everything grew quiet...
How do you get a cow to be quiet?
Flat earthers have been quiet recently.
Guess she wanted some peas and quiet
teaching crows to be quiet is a lost caws
My wife asked if she could have some peace & quiet while she cooked dinner
I said no problem & took the batteries out of the smoke alarms
What do you call a quiet sheep?
A shhhhhhh-eep.
You thought I was going to say sheepish, didn’t you?
What do you get when you mix dad jokes and the quiet game?
I watched A Quiet Place for the first time
They say Atlas was the quiet, solemn type.
Always acting like he had the weight of the world on his shoulders.
Some German cars are very quiet.
What did the snake give to her son when he wouldn’t be quiet?
What do you call the awkward quiet that comes with sending someone your location on WhatsApp and they do not respond?
As a sufferer of hyperacusis, I really needed to buy a nice, quiet home.
Well, the real estate agent sold this place to me as being somewhere "you can hear a pin drop".
And that's how I ended up buying the apartment right above a fricking bowling alley.
The submariner was quiet and kept to himself while off duty...
I was walking through a camping shop with my son and I told him to be quiet.
He said, "But why?"
I whispered, "Because there's sleeping bags over there."
be quiet inside a pharmacy...
you might wake the sleeping pills
PSA: DON'T STAY QUIET IF SOMEONE TEXTED YOU LIKE THIS.
There is a high chance that you were subjected to capital punishment.
Why is a prostitute quiet in bed?
She has a whoremoan defficiency.
Why are Mexican restaurants always so quiet?
They don't wanna taco bout it
Why are solos always so quiet?
I bought my daughter a pony, but she was disappointed with how quiet its neigh was.
Turns out, it was just a little horse
I bought a new uranium-based alarm clock last week but it's really quiet...
I thought this stuff was supposed to be radio-active!
This used to keep us quiet. Took a little while before we caught on
"Quiet kids. We're driving in a deaf child area!"
The quiet lawnmower
My Dad got me with this one the other day. We were sitting on the back porch when I saw my neighbor out mowing his lawn.
Me: wow, that lawnmower is really quiet!
Dad: Yea, he hasn't said a thing this whole time
This sub is too quiet.
This is one of the only posts made all year.
My wife asked me if she could have some peace and quiet while she tried to cook dinner.
So i took the batteries out of the smoke alarm
My wife asked me for some peace and quiet while she cooked dinner.
So I took the batteries out of the smoke alarm.
I had a game of quiet tennis today
It's just like regular tennis but without the racket.
I had a game of quiet tennis today
It’s just like regular tennis but without the racket
My wife asked me if she could have some peace and quiet while she tried to cook dinner.
So I took the batteries out of the smoke alarm.
My wife asked me if she could have some peace and quiet while she tried to cook...
So I took the batteries out of the smoke alarm.
My wife asked me if she could have some peace and quiet while she tried to cook dinner
So I took the batteries out of the smoke alarm
I had a game of quiet tennis today.
It's just like regular tennis but without the racket!
All quiet on the western front...
My baby-momma said she wanted to cook dinner in some peace and quiet...
...so I took the batteries out of the smoke detector.
Some German cars are very quiet.
I had a game of quiet tennis today...
It’s just like regular tennis but without the racket...
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