A list of puns related to "The Quiet"
Because they spaced out.
Police say he may be following a pattern.
If only that joke wasn't aloud.
Mary was giving Joseph the silent treatment for not booking a room in advance (this came from my dad π€£π€£)
βPut a sock in it.β
The doc nods his head, gives her some pills and tells her to come back in a week.
A week later, the old woman comes back and is very upset. "I'm still very gassy, but now my farts are really loud and smell like a porta-potty at a chili festival!"
The doc says "Well now that we've cleared up your hearing and sense of smell, we can do something about your gas!"
That book is really remarqueable.
He was mining his own business.
I was left speechless
Always acting like he had the weight of the world on his shoulders.
Pin drop silence
An AntiHISStamine
... a subdued sub dude.
My Dad got me with this one the other day. We were sitting on the back porch when I saw my neighbor out mowing his lawn.
Me: wow, that lawnmower is really quiet!
Dad: Yea, he hasn't said a thing this whole time
Was very Remarqueable.
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