Why were the astronauts quiet ?

Because they spaced out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scene1Take5
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2021
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Sorry I've been so quiet here today. I've been keeping a close eye on the local news. Apparently there's a lad going around stabbing people with knitting needles.

Police say he may be following a pattern.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pdarigan
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2021
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Is everyone here as tired as I am of the quiet Hawaiian a low ha joke?

If only that joke wasn't aloud.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CIMMGW
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2021
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Why was the night Jesus was born so quiet?

Mary was giving Joseph the silent treatment for not booking a room in advance (this came from my dad 🀣🀣)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/belac2002
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2020
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What did the quiet shoe say to the chatty, obnoxious shoe?

β€œPut a sock in it.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ConradFlick
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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It’s the quiet ones you have to watch out for
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ohsureyoudo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2019
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An old woman goes to see the doctor. "I'm very gassy, but fortunately my farts are quiet and don't smell. In fact, I've farted three times since you came in, but know you haven't noticed at all."

The doc nods his head, gives her some pills and tells her to come back in a week.

A week later, the old woman comes back and is very upset. "I'm still very gassy, but now my farts are really loud and smell like a porta-potty at a chili festival!"

The doc says "Well now that we've cleared up your hearing and sense of smell, we can do something about your gas!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notagoodspelller
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2020
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Just finished reading "All Quiet On The Western Front"

That book is really remarqueable.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/finch770
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2019
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What was the quiet rich-driven miner up to?

He was mining his own business.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrHollowed
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2020
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What do you get when you mix dad jokes and the quiet game?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SprawlRunner
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2019
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I watched A Quiet Place for the first time

I was left speechless

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lucdav14
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2019
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They say Atlas was the quiet, solemn type.

Always acting like he had the weight of the world on his shoulders.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mkaic
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2019
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What do you call the awkward quiet that comes with sending someone your location on WhatsApp and they do not respond?

Pin drop silence

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πŸ‘€︎ u/moses10960
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2018
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What did the snake give to her son when he wouldn’t be quiet?

An AntiHISStamine

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr-Burritos
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2019
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The submariner was quiet and kept to himself while off duty...

... a subdued sub dude.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anksil
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2018
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The quiet lawnmower

My Dad got me with this one the other day. We were sitting on the back porch when I saw my neighbor out mowing his lawn.

Me: wow, that lawnmower is really quiet!

Dad: Yea, he hasn't said a thing this whole time

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chrondo157
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2015
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All quiet on the western front...

Was very Remarqueable.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Marv1236
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2019
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