A monastery decided to liven up their old clothes by tie-dying them, but the fabric became stiff and uncomfortable. When the Abbott asked a sister to explain, she gave a simple reply:

"Old habits dye hard".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tqtshesays
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2019
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A priest was trying to liven up his church

So he invited a band to come in and play a few songs to get the church goers more excited to be there. On the bands first song the entire crowd of people turned around at the exact same time. A little boy asked his father "Daddy, what was that?" The boys dad responded "Well son, that was one direct shun."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brhender
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2018
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SO was looking to liven up breakfast

Her: "I've just found a page with hundreds of omelette recipes!"

Me: "Well you'd better get cracking then."

Thank you one and all, first time I felt I had something worthy to submit here.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pseudogentry
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2015
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Just tricked my family with this one

Just to liven up a boring car journey

>Me: What's a pirates favourite letter?

>Aunt and Dad: [Rolls eyes] Rrrrr!

>Me: Ah you'd think so, but their true love be for the C.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trinitykill
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2016
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