My wife got mad at me for have sexual affairs with inanimate objects

I told her it was one night stand...

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2020
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A relatable inanimate object pun that I drawded.
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πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2019
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β€œDear Diary, I think I have trouble distinguishing between inanimate objects and human beings.”

My therapist: Yes, I see that. Stop calling me Diary.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2019
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Whenever an inanimate object hurts me.

When I was little and would get hurt by an inanimate object and cry my dad would try to cheer me up by yelling "look what you did to the inanimate object!" at me.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2014
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