What sound did the piano make when it was thrown off the barracks roof?

A flat major.

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👤︎ u/Shu-di
📅︎ Jan 25 2021
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Barrack Obama Puns in songs...

Justin Timberlake: I am Bringing Sexy Barrack Eric Carman: Obama Self Amy Winehouse: Back to Barrack Sir Mix a Lot: Baby's got Barrack Take That: I want you Barrack for good.

If anyone has any others to throw in the mix.. it would be very much appreciated....

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👤︎ u/vicki778
📅︎ Feb 04 2015
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National guard dad joke

My unit had a drill weekend and we were in the woods with only open toilets (no walls or stalls, just three toilet seats next to either.) After the second day one of the officers asked, "Is there a private shiter around here?" I responded with, "I haven't seen him but I'll look for him."

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Where does the General keep his armies?

In the barracks, where they're supposed to be.

His sleevies were too short.

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👤︎ u/bituna
📅︎ Jul 10 2018
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This is the first dad joke my dad has made in years, and it made me genuinely furious.

Me: "Heh, Barrack Obamas initials are B. O."

Dad: "Wow, that stinks."

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