32 Hilarious Merry Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Merry Christmas everyone! (Repost from Facebook, Credits in the image)

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👤︎ u/Kelvinnnnnnn

📅︎ Dec 07 2020

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Merry Christmas youtu.be/FqxDhcBNS4I

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👤︎ u/Finger-Printer-Jam

📅︎ Dec 22 2020

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Random And Merry(RAM)

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👤︎ u/Savings_Cattle

📅︎ Aug 02 2020

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I told my wife I dreamt I was a merry-go-round.

She told me to stop running in circles.

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👤︎ u/MsMash29

📅︎ Aug 16 2020

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A Pun I Made In 5 Minutes On MS Paint... Merry Christmas!

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👤︎ u/KLMkid10

📅︎ Dec 25 2019

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Merry Christmas

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👤︎ u/catchingfire3HG

📅︎ Dec 17 2019

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MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Sorry, I suffer from premature celebration.

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👤︎ u/ragnaroky

📅︎ Dec 24 2019

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Got banned from r/aww this morning because of a bad pun. Merry Christmas!

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👤︎ u/AaronDidntMessUp

📅︎ Dec 25 2018

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Merry Christmas in Spanish

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👤︎ u/Hawknite

📅︎ Dec 25 2018

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Everyone knows that Old King Cole was a merry old soul, but few know about his mandate that all his subjects had to eat cabbage and mayonnaise

It was Cole's Law.

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👤︎ u/fragglet

📅︎ May 07 2019

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Merry Christmas, you dirty pun lovers! imgur.com/7rkwn2j

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👤︎ u/Sometimes_Sketches

📅︎ Dec 25 2016

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A-merry-ca 'ristmas, reddit

from all of US!

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👤︎ u/RomanSheep

📅︎ Dec 25 2018

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Inside I wrote "Half your elf a very merry Christmas"

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👤︎ u/TheZenPsychopath

📅︎ Dec 23 2018

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Merry Christmas?

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👤︎ u/sabrinalynn1983

📅︎ Dec 19 2017

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Merry Christmas!

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👤︎ u/sabrinalynn1983

📅︎ Nov 27 2017

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Merry Christmas everyone!

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👤︎ u/Dankmonseiur69

📅︎ Dec 26 2017

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My brother spun me so fast on the merry-go-round I got too dizzy to return the favour

#FirstWhirledProblems

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👤︎ u/The_Possum

📅︎ Sep 21 2018

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How do you say "Merry Christmas" to your blankets?

Fleece Navidad

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👤︎ u/ULBrassGuy

📅︎ Dec 13 2017

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Since it’s December 23rd I want to wish you all merry Christmas Adam!

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👤︎ u/tommytnuts

📅︎ Dec 23 2018

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Merry and Pippin's journey wasn't all that easy...

...I heard they had a hard time making ents meet

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👤︎ u/spoon_of_doom

📅︎ Feb 21 2018

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Merry Christmas, Reddit. Here is a terrible pun.

Why did F get coal for Christmas? Because it was not E.

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👤︎ u/The_Archagent

📅︎ Dec 25 2012

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What's the merry-go-round's workout of choice?

Spin Class.

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👤︎ u/2076baseballbat

📅︎ Jun 12 2017

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My dad is such a dad. Merry late Christmas.

He addresses everything like this.

http://imgur.com/CctsFMz

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👤︎ u/Bake0rDie

📅︎ Dec 29 2016

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Merry Christmas! imgur.com/fqY6hta

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👤︎ u/Streaplerz

📅︎ Dec 15 2013

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A very... merry? Christmas pun thread reddit.com/r/WTF/comments…

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👤︎ u/Im_an_Owl

📅︎ Dec 13 2012

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My friend said he wasn't feeling very merry this season...

So I asked him if he was feeling joseph.

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👤︎ u/LDM312

📅︎ Dec 20 2015

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Father-in-law posted a picture of him and his wife holding whisks on Christmas day saying, "We whisk you a Merry Christmas!"

His wife just rolled her eyes when I mentioned it.

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👤︎ u/madprofessor8

📅︎ Dec 28 2014

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Merry Christmas Adam

Because Adam came before Eve.

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👤︎ u/pittsburgh635

📅︎ Dec 24 2017

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Merry Christmas Adam everybody!

The day before Christmas Eve.

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👤︎ u/malarson

📅︎ Dec 23 2015

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Merry Christmas Adam!!

You know, because Adam came before Eve.

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👤︎ u/tomjim04

📅︎ Dec 24 2016

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Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas to all who on this day will hear or utter "It's a box!"

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👤︎ u/average_gilbert

📅︎ Dec 25 2013

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Merry Christmas Adam!

(Adam came before Eve)

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👤︎ u/uphigh_downlow

📅︎ Dec 24 2014

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