Merry Christmas Eve Puns

A list of puns related to "Merry Christmas Eve"

What did Adam say to Eve the day before Christmas?

Merry Christmas Eve

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👤︎ u/cusecuse23
📅︎ Dec 24 2020
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What did Adam say to his girlfriend on December 24?

It's Christmas, Eve!

Ps Merry Christmas, happy holidays etc etc to all my fellow dads and dad joke lovers 👍

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👤︎ u/randomgeekydad
📅︎ Dec 24 2019
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“What day is today, Adam?”

“For the last time, it’s Christmas, Eve.”

Edit: Thanks for so much love. Merry Xmas!

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Dec 24 2017
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Got my father-in-law. Now he accepts that I'm ready to be a dad.

My mother-in-law and father-in-law are named Mary and Jeff. As we left their house last night on Christmas Eve, I hugged my mother-in-law and said "Merry Christmas", then hugged my father-in-law and said "Jeff Christmas".

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👤︎ u/MyNamesNotTaylor
📅︎ Dec 25 2014
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If I had male donkeys and female horses...

I'd breed them together and use their children around this time of year to spread some mule-tide cheer.

Merry Christmas (Eve)!

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👤︎ u/CronoZero15
📅︎ Dec 24 2015
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