If you sign up for an economics class, you should bring some spoiled milk on the first day.

They’re a big fan of gross domestic products.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/girloffthecob
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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My wife asked me, β€œDo you think our kids are spoiled?”

I said, β€œNo, most of them smell that way.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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Someone's gonna be spoiled...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/fishingnet7479
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2020
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this car is totally spoiled.... (x-post from /r/shitty_car_mods) imgur.com/GQeWQGd
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cloneofcloneofme
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2016
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I bought a spoiled radish

It was only slightly rad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aether_killer
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2018
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My mom called me spoiled...

My dad quickly replied, β€œhe’s not spoiled, he’s just ripe!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dkyg
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2018
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Me to SO: I had a dream that a cow tried to sell me spoiled milk...

SO: really??? Me: It was udderly ridiculous.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oscarwood
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2018
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I waited in line for 45 minutes earlier for smashed pea soup that was clearly spoiled.

That restaurant needs to mind their peas and queues.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrthatsthat
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2018
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I couldn't get my spoiled snake out of his cage to clean it.

He was throwing a hissy fit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SuperMcG
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2017
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If you pamper a cow, do you get spoiled milk?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AsLongAsYouKnow
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2013
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I spoiled my dad's original dad joke so I think he had to improvise

My dad: "We have a guy at work whose name is Barry Blue. Guess what we call him?"

Me: "I don't know. Blueberry?"

My dad: "..no.. We call him Barry. Why would we call him Blueberry? He might get mad".

ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chornu
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2015
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I think I ate some spoiled Middle Eastern food last night...

.....cause now I falafel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/silenoz_676
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2016
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My grandfather was telling us of how his wedding cake was spoiled...

He continued to tell us that at least it didn't spoil their marriage; today is their 55th anniversary.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dawrastler
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2015
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My wife asked me, β€œDo you think our kids are spoiled?”

I said, β€œNo. I think most of them smell that way.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2020
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My wife asked me, β€œDo you think our kids are spoiled?”

I said, β€œNo. Most of them smell that way.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2020
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My wife asked me if I thought our kids were spoiled

I said "No, I think all kids smell like that"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Doctr1989
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2019
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Her: Do you think our kids are spoiled?

Me: No. I think most of them smell that way.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2019
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My wife: Honey, do you think our kids are spoiled?

Me: No, I think most of them smell that way.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2019
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My wife: Honey, do you think our kids are spoiled?

Me: No, I think most of them smell that way.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2019
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Her: Do you think our kids are spoiled?

Me: No, I think most kids smell that way.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2018
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My wife: Do you think our kids are spoiled?

Me: No, most of them smell that way.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2019
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My wife asked me, β€œHoney, do you think our kids are spoiled?”

I said, β€œNo, I think most kids smell that way.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2018
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Her: Hey, do you think our kids are spoiled?

Me: No, most kids smell that way

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RileighR
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2018
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