Mechanic: You should give your car a spoiler to improve its handling.

Me: Iron Man dies at the end.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/nonbinaryhomosapien
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 26 2020
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I was modifying my friend's car and he asked me to put a spoiler on the back

So I wrote "in the Sixth Sense Bruce Willis was a ghost all along" on the back.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kloppatam
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 26 2019
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Check Out This Car's Spoiler!!!
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PardonMyEnglish
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 01 2015
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I'm really tempted to spruce up my car with a spoiler

Which one should I pick:

Snape kills Dumbledore or Luke, Darth Vader is your father or ???

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Rubius0
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 22 2014
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Spoiler Alert
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/WatashiwaSohaides
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 23 2020
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guess what my dad won’t let me put on my car?

dammit, I’m not even allowed to mark this post as a spoiler

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/biodelt
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 06 2021
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I bought my son a car accessory as a surprise but my wife told him what is was before I gave it to him.

It was a big spoiler.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Subleyeme
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 29 2020
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Just bought a old sports car with a whale tale.

spoiler alert

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kaoskrim
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 24 2020
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Just watched a movie where the main protagonist decapitates a guy with a car’s rear fin.

Oh sorry, β€œSPOILERS A HEAD”

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Bentup85
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 09 2020
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My dashboard lit up before the fin fell off the back of my car.

Spoiler alert.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/misterrandom1
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 13 2020
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What makes cars look faster?
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RhyThMiiic
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 02 2019
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I've always wanted one of these on my car
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Maimonides_vii
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 06 2019
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So I told my friend I was gonna watch Cars for the first time and he told me how it ends.

Spoiler Alert.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TickLikesBombs
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 11 2020
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What do you add to make a car go faster?
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SuperChicken95
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 11 2019
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Spoiler alert
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/romantheperogi
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 26 2019
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Nice new car son.. What's that thing on the trunk?
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/tobias_drundridge
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 14 2019
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This makes your car more aerodynamic

[Spoiler]

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Sammy_Colon
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 16 2019
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I've been having the most difficult time figuring out what audio system to put in my car.

I hate making decisions based on stereotypes.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mingonius
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 26 2018
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[Spoiler Alert]

My friends making a movie about car accessories.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Johnny_Two_Timez
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 26 2019
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New car = great dad joke?

I bought a 2004 VW Beetle Turbo a few months ago. While driving down the road, I heard a sort of mechanical shifting sound whenever I went over 45 MPH. I didn't think anything of it at first, but it continued every single time. I finally turned to Google to make sure my car wasn't broken. Found out that the Turbo models have a hidden spoiler at the top of the rear windshield that pops out at high speeds.

Relaying the story to my friend later, I told her, "I guess the dealership should have given me a....spoiler alert."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/rawritsmoni
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 28 2014
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Small Spoiler Alert
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Mr36251
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 28 2018
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Which part of a race car ruins your movie?

Spoiler.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Wormri
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 26 2017
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I watched a documentary about car racing, but I didn’t enjoy it as much as I thought.

Too many spoilers.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 03 2018
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Asked my dad if he was gunna put anything on his new car

He said "I don't wanna spoiler"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/hennyboy99
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 15 2017
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Dadjoked my G/F during Furious Seven (Spoiler Alert!)

Right at the end of the first chase scene where Paul Walker is running on top of the bus and Michelle Rodriguez spins her car around for him to grab the rear, I turned and said (quietly):

"They showed that in the trailers, talk about your.....spoilers."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/KungFooGrip
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 13 2015
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I was cleaning out the car today and found a part of a Pinewood Derby car

Spoiler alert! https://flic.kr/p/HpUYVP

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/zamoose
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 22 2016
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Drew another puzzle for the weekend. Hope you like it! imgur.com/eCTKtZb
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/tiggidytom
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 21 2015
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Friend has a "spoiler filter" on while browsing forums for a show.

I replied, "I guess you can't go on r/shitty_car_mods."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Veloxio
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 27 2014
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My friend just said this.

Me: "I don't want to watch Birdman, my sister gave me a spoiler."

Him:"What does your car have to do with this?"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/shahid2012
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 28 2015
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How do you make a car go faster?
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Vanpaa
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