I got in a fender bender at a car wash
My grandpa recently died and passed down his Fender Stratocaster to my son...
He now plays heir guitar.
A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. Judge says, "First offender?" She says, "No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!”
A small Hyundai hatchback struck my truck and left a large comma shaped mark on my fender.
Well, really it's more of an Accent mark.
Upon passing by the scene of a fender bender, my dad turns to me and says...
Hey look, those two strangers met by accident.
Driving by a fender bender
One car was being operated by a small Mexican woman and the other was filled with four guys dressed up in white shirts, gray slacks and ties. Two of the guys were holding bibles in their hands so we could only assume that the group of dressed up gents were Mormons.
My dad slowed down and said: "Well, it seems to be that they let jesus take the wheel."
edit: grammar
What’s a guitarist’s favorite arcade game?
Why did the guitar player have to give up playing after the traffic accident?
I was in a car accident and my guitar got ruined in it.
There's a magician who can fold even the highest-quality guitars in half.
He's known as "the Fender bender".
My friend broke my guitar yesterday.
I guess you could call it a Fender bender.
What I call the whammy bar on my Stratocaster
I was once in a minor car accident with Eric Clapton
That's right, it was a fender bender with a Fender bender.
What do you call it when you accidentally play a stratocaster all weekend?
Jimi Hendrix was in an accident back in the day...
...but it was nothing serious.
Just a fender bender.
I accidentally dropped my guitar...
My 10-year-old daughter just got me.
Was on the phone with my ex-wife (her mom) discussing when she would pick up our daughter for visitation tomorrow and she (my ex) was telling me about a minor fender-bender she was in the other day.
She said she filed a police report since the other person drove off and I replied that she did the right thing to cover her ass, and my daughter pipes up: "that's because she's wearing pants, daddy!"
I have to be doing something right.
What do you call a car that's been in more than one accident?
Shared this one to my family
I got into a fender bender in our neighborhood this morning. Everyone is ok, but it hit a little close to home.
A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. The judge asks her, "First offender?" She says, "No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!"
A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. The judge says, "First offender?" She says, "No, first a Gibson, then a Fender!"
"A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. Judge says, 'First offender?' She says, 'No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!'"
A woman is on trial for beating her significant other with a guitar. “First offender?” the judge asked.
“No” she replied. “First a Gibson , then a Fender”
A woman was on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection
the judge says: "First offender" The woman replies: "No, first a Gibson, the a Fender"
A woman is on trial for beating up a unfaithful rockstar husband with his guitar collection
The judge asked her, “first offender”
“No,” she says “first a Gibson then a Fender
A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection...
The judge asks, “First offender?” The wife replies, “No, first a Gibson, then a Fender.”
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A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection.
The judge asks her, "First offender?"
She replies, "No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!"
A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. Judge says, "First offender?"
She says, "No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!”
A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection.
The judge asks her, "First offender?” She says, “No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!"
A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. Judge says, ‘First offender?
’ She says, ‘No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!’
A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. Judge says, ‘First offender?
’ She says, ‘No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!’
A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. Judge says, ‘First offender?
’ She says, ‘No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!’
A woman appears in court, accused of attacking her husband with guitars..
The judge asks, “First offender?”
“No,” she replies, “First, a Gibson. Second, a Fender.”
A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. Judge says, ‘First offender?
’ She says, ‘No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!’
A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. Judge says, ‘First offender?
’ She says, ‘No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!’
A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection.
The judge says, "First offender?"
She says, "No, first a Gibson, then a Fender!"
So a women is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. During her court hearing the judge asks, "First offender?"
The woman says, "No first a gibson, then a fender."
A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection...
Judge says, "First offender?"
She says, "No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!"
A woman was on trial...
...for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection.
Judge says: ‘First offender?'
Woman replies: ‘No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!'
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