I read somewhere that Matthew McConaughey was in a fender bender.
Now his Lincoln only turns alright, alright, alright.
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︎ May 04 2021
I got in a fender bender at a car wash
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︎ Jun 14 2020
Just a fender Bender.
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︎ Oct 26 2019
My grandpa recently died and passed down his Fender Stratocaster to my son...
He now plays heir guitar.
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︎ Oct 19 2019
A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. Judge says, "First offender?" She says, "No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!β
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︎ Oct 07 2019
A small Hyundai hatchback struck my truck and left a large comma shaped mark on my fender.
Well, really it's more of an Accent mark.
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︎ May 30 2018
Upon passing by the scene of a fender bender, my dad turns to me and says...
Hey look, those two strangers met by accident.
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︎ Nov 01 2013
Driving by a fender bender
One car was being operated by a small Mexican woman and the other was filled with four guys dressed up in white shirts, gray slacks and ties. Two of the guys were holding bibles in their hands so we could only assume that the group of dressed up gents were Mormons.
My dad slowed down and said: "Well, it seems to be that they let jesus take the wheel."
edit: grammar
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︎ Jul 23 2014
This bloke said to me: βIβm going to attack you with the neck of a guitar.β
I said: βIs that a fret?'
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︎ Apr 07 2021
One of my friends played guitar while drunkβ¦
Then he got in a Fender bender.
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︎ May 12 2021
Whatβs a guitaristβs favorite arcade game?
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︎ May 27 2020
Why did the guitar player have to give up playing after the traffic accident?
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︎ Jan 30 2020
I was in a car accident and my guitar got ruined in it.
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︎ Aug 27 2018
There's a magician who can fold even the highest-quality guitars in half.
He's known as "the Fender bender".
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︎ Mar 10 2019
My friend broke my guitar yesterday.
I guess you could call it a Fender bender.
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︎ Dec 28 2018
What I call the whammy bar on my Stratocaster
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︎ Feb 17 2019
I was once in a minor car accident with Eric Clapton
That's right, it was a fender bender with a Fender bender.
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︎ Aug 27 2018
What do you call it when you accidentally play a stratocaster all weekend?
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︎ Apr 01 2017
I accidentally dropped my guitar...
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︎ Mar 10 2017
Jimi Hendrix was in an accident back in the day...
...but it was nothing serious.
Just a fender bender.
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︎ Mar 27 2018
My 10-year-old daughter just got me.
Was on the phone with my ex-wife (her mom) discussing when she would pick up our daughter for visitation tomorrow and she (my ex) was telling me about a minor fender-bender she was in the other day.
She said she filed a police report since the other person drove off and I replied that she did the right thing to cover her ass, and my daughter pipes up: "that's because she's wearing pants, daddy!"
I have to be doing something right.
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︎ Aug 17 2017
What do you call a car that's been in more than one accident?
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︎ Aug 31 2017
Shared this one to my family
I got into a fender bender in our neighborhood this morning. Everyone is ok, but it hit a little close to home.
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︎ Dec 10 2014
A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. The judge asks her, "First offender?" She says, "No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!"
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︎ Oct 21 2019
A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. The judge says, "First offender?" She says, "No, first a Gibson, then a Fender!"
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︎ Feb 24 2018
"A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. Judge says, 'First offender?' She says, 'No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!'"
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︎ Dec 28 2017
A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. Judge asks her. "First offender?"
She says, "No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!"
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︎ May 11 2021
A woman is on trial for beating her significant other with a guitar. βFirst offender?β the judge asked.
βNoβ she replied. βFirst a Gibson , then a Fenderβ
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︎ Dec 03 2020
A woman was on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection
the judge says: "First offender" The woman replies: "No, first a Gibson, the a Fender"
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︎ Dec 16 2020
A woman is on trial for beating up a unfaithful rockstar husband with his guitar collection
The judge asked her, βfirst offenderβ
βNo,β she says βfirst a Gibson then a Fender
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︎ Nov 17 2020
A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection...
The judge asks, βFirst offender?β The wife replies, βNo, first a Gibson, then a Fender.β
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︎ Jan 21 2019
Guitar
A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection.
The judge asks her, "First offender?"
She replies, "No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!"
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︎ May 12 2020
A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. Judge says, "First offender?"
She says, "No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!β
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︎ Apr 24 2020
A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection.
The judge asksΒ her, "First offender?β She says, βNo, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!"
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︎ Aug 30 2019
A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. Judge says, βFirst offender?
β She says, βNo, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!β
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︎ Oct 28 2019
A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. Judge says, βFirst offender?
β She says, βNo, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!β
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︎ Nov 05 2019
A woman appears in court, accused of attacking her husband with guitars..
The judge asks, βFirst offender?β
βNo,β she replies, βFirst, a Gibson. Second, a Fender.β
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︎ Mar 13 2019
A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. Judge says, βFirst offender?
β She says, βNo, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!β
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︎ Nov 03 2019
A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. Judge says, βFirst offender?
β She says, βNo, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!β
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︎ Oct 30 2019
A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. Judge says, βFirst offender?
β She says, βNo, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!β
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︎ Nov 08 2019
A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection.
The judge says, "First offender?"
She says, "No, first a Gibson, then a Fender!"
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︎ Dec 20 2017
A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. Judge says "first offender?" She says,
No, first a Gibson, then a fender
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︎ Aug 05 2019
So a women is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. During her court hearing the judge asks, "First offender?"
The woman says, "No first a gibson, then a fender."
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︎ Aug 06 2015
A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection...
Judge says, "First offender?"
She says, "No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!"
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︎ Nov 03 2016
A woman was on trial...
...for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection.
Judge says: βFirst offender?'
Woman replies: βNo, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!'
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︎ Dec 08 2018
A women is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection.
The judge asks her, "First offender?"
She says, "No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!"
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︎ Dec 24 2018
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