Look! I'm a water Bender!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/pstryder
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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What did Aang tell the sand benders after they muzzled his flying bison?

You better Appa-logize right now or else!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LuanOrKamek
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2020
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I got in a fender bender at a car wash

It was a clean hit!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chuck-Dieazel
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2020
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Just a fender Bender.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vezyot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2019
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Stalin the Last Vodka Bender

Vodka…Vodka…Vodka…Vodka Long ago, the 4 dictatorships lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when the Mao Nation Attacked. Only the Stalin, master of the four elements, could stop them. But when the world needed him most, he vanished (to his underground bunker filled with bottles of vodka). A hundred years past and my fellow AP Euro students discovered the new Leader, a vodka master named Stalin. And although his vodka is great, he still has a lot to chug before he’s ready to out drink anyone. But I believe Stalin can drink it all.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AWimpyAsianKid
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2013
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Upon passing by the scene of a fender bender, my dad turns to me and says...

Hey look, those two strangers met by accident.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DamienLunas
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2013
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Driving by a fender bender

One car was being operated by a small Mexican woman and the other was filled with four guys dressed up in white shirts, gray slacks and ties. Two of the guys were holding bibles in their hands so we could only assume that the group of dressed up gents were Mormons.

My dad slowed down and said: "Well, it seems to be that they let jesus take the wheel."

edit: grammar

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hammerbeard
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2014
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Aang must be so proud
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AJSaporno
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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I was playing Destroy All Humans

When I asked myself, β€œWhy don’t we just use our DNA to make online purchases? It’ll be a new form of Crypto’s Currency!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheBatJ3w
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2020
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Airbender, Waterbender...

The girlfriend and I were in the car yesterday with her two young kids in the backseat. They were talking about what sort of "bender" they wanted to be.

Girl: "I would be an airbender!"

Boy: "I'm a waterbender."

Just then a truck passes us, driving a bit wildly.

Me: "That guy wants to be a fenderbender."

Cue evil glare from girlfriend.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tomwithweather
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2016
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Why did the guitar player have to give up playing after the traffic accident?

It was a fender bender.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2020
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My daughter is the only person left in my entire family tree who has a head of curls.

She's the last hair bender.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2019
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There's a magician who can fold even the highest-quality guitars in half.

He's known as "the Fender bender".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thelionmermaid
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2019
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I was in a car accident and my guitar got ruined in it.

I was a Fender bender.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MattFA2
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2018
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My friend broke my guitar yesterday.

I guess you could call it a Fender bender.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mindstorm89
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2018
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What I call the whammy bar on my Stratocaster

A Fender bender.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tallpapab
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2019
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I was once in a minor car accident with Eric Clapton

That's right, it was a fender bender with a Fender bender.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YoureAMuenster
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2018
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What do you call it when you accidentally play a stratocaster all weekend?

A fender bender!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TomBradyGoat1212
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2017
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Jimi Hendrix was in an accident back in the day...

...but it was nothing serious. Just a fender bender.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/karmaniak
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2018
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I accidentally dropped my guitar...

It was a Fender bender.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nickrine55
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2017
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My 10-year-old daughter just got me.

Was on the phone with my ex-wife (her mom) discussing when she would pick up our daughter for visitation tomorrow and she (my ex) was telling me about a minor fender-bender she was in the other day.

She said she filed a police report since the other person drove off and I replied that she did the right thing to cover her ass, and my daughter pipes up: "that's because she's wearing pants, daddy!"

I have to be doing something right.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FoofaFighters
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2017
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Shared this one to my family

I got into a fender bender in our neighborhood this morning. Everyone is ok, but it hit a little close to home.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bpkray
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2014
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