You better Appa-logize right now or else!
It was a clean hit!
Vodka…Vodka…Vodka…Vodka Long ago, the 4 dictatorships lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when the Mao Nation Attacked. Only the Stalin, master of the four elements, could stop them. But when the world needed him most, he vanished (to his underground bunker filled with bottles of vodka). A hundred years past and my fellow AP Euro students discovered the new Leader, a vodka master named Stalin. And although his vodka is great, he still has a lot to chug before he’s ready to out drink anyone. But I believe Stalin can drink it all.
Hey look, those two strangers met by accident.
One car was being operated by a small Mexican woman and the other was filled with four guys dressed up in white shirts, gray slacks and ties. Two of the guys were holding bibles in their hands so we could only assume that the group of dressed up gents were Mormons.
My dad slowed down and said: "Well, it seems to be that they let jesus take the wheel."
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When I asked myself, “Why don’t we just use our DNA to make online purchases? It’ll be a new form of Crypto’s Currency!”
The girlfriend and I were in the car yesterday with her two young kids in the backseat. They were talking about what sort of "bender" they wanted to be.
Girl: "I would be an airbender!"
Boy: "I'm a waterbender."
Just then a truck passes us, driving a bit wildly.
Me: "That guy wants to be a fenderbender."
Cue evil glare from girlfriend.
It was a fender bender.
She's the last hair bender.
He's known as "the Fender bender".
I was a Fender bender.
I guess you could call it a Fender bender.
A Fender bender.
That's right, it was a fender bender with a Fender bender.
A fender bender!
It was a Fender bender.
...but it was nothing serious. Just a fender bender.
Was on the phone with my ex-wife (her mom) discussing when she would pick up our daughter for visitation tomorrow and she (my ex) was telling me about a minor fender-bender she was in the other day.
She said she filed a police report since the other person drove off and I replied that she did the right thing to cover her ass, and my daughter pipes up: "that's because she's wearing pants, daddy!"
I have to be doing something right.
