Racecar Puns

A list of puns related to "Racecar"

Why do racecar drivers put their seats all the way back?

They need plenty of

KNEEEEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

Edit: Thanks for the silver, friends! You sure know how to make a feller feel stellar

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👤︎ u/Johnnyfender
📅︎ Oct 07 2020
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How do you spell racecar backwards?

R-a-c-e-c-a-r b-a-c-k-w-a-r-d-s.

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👤︎ u/CyberOGa3
📅︎ Oct 15 2020
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We all know racecar backwards is racecar, but what is racecar upside down?

Expensive

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👤︎ u/lukewarm_tequila
📅︎ Aug 22 2019
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What do you call a racecar in reverse?

Racecar

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👤︎ u/tripletttaylor
📅︎ May 06 2019
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What does a racecar clean the house with?

A broom broom.

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👤︎ u/CanIAm
📅︎ Feb 13 2019
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Flowers would make great racecar drivers.

They'd always put the petal to the metal.

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👤︎ u/squarepheonix
📅︎ Dec 27 2018
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A man stole a statue of a famous racecar driver

He was charged with Petty theft

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👤︎ u/gone4011s
📅︎ Apr 27 2018
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DO NOT spell the word "part" backwards. It's a trap.
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👤︎ u/_asstronaut_
📅︎ May 30 2019
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The word “diputseromneve” may look ridiculous…

...but backwards, it’s even more stupid…

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ May 02 2018
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So I heard Dale Earnhardt Jr is retiring...

Doesn't he have people to do that for him?

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👤︎ u/pancakegalaxy
📅︎ Nov 21 2017
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Son - “What is a palindrome?”

Dad - “Incorrect. Racecar is a palindrome.”

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👤︎ u/grnxnhm
📅︎ May 12 2018
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