Vegetables and fitness puns

My kid's school is having a jogaton to raise money for the schools garden. I thought the kids would get a kick out of some funny motivational posters with vegetable/herbs/fruits puns. Please help me Reddit as I'm not nearly as creative as you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mmmnmbop
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2015
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My new girlfriend and I are both really into fitness, and I've got a really good feeling about us.

I just know we're going to workout.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JinTaisa
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2021
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Did you know Cardi B has a sister who’s a fitness instructor?

Her name is Cardi O

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MsToothFairy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2020
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My wife watches a fitness tv show from Barbados

It's the Pilates of the Caribbean

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πŸ‘€︎ u/speculatrix
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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Home Office Fitness
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πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2020
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A fitness studios most fitting name

The mass murderer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/asgarddron532
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2019
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Did you hear about the underfunded fitness movie?

I hear it ran on a hamstring budget.

(rimshot).

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wheeler_the_llama
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2019
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I just started dating my fitness instructor.

I really hope she works out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/phillydog1
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2019
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My personal trainer said flexibility is the foundation of good fitness...

I guess that all's well that bends well!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2019
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Let’s start a religious fitness training group. We can call it

Jehovah’s Fitness

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πŸ‘€︎ u/roiroiroiyourboat
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2018
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As a 300 pound Male, I often have to tell my hobbies to my dates....so I tell them fitness...

Fit'ness donut in my mouth

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πŸ‘€︎ u/amin45666
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2019
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Who won the skeleton fitness contest?

Nobody

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nitinbargali
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2019
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I’m trying to develop a fitness routine for pet insects.

I’m working out the bugs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2018
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I'm into fitness imgur.com/r2Hrz8E
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πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2015
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I may be overweight, but I care about fitness

Fit’ness pizza in my mouth

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dipdipbeantot
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2018
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I just learned Cardi B has a cousin who’s really into fitness.

She’s called Cardi O

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vam7686
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2018
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If Fitbit and Rolex teamed up to make a luxury/premium fitness tracker...

...would they call it a Swolex?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/celticwhisper
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2015
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I used to work out at Planet Fitness

But i found it's atmosphere to be a bit toxic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ROTFLandmines
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2017
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Got my friend who works at 24 Hour Fitness

Saw a friend and asked him where he's working now. He told me he works at 24 Hour Fitness.

My response: "Well, I guess today you only work at 23 Hour Fitness"

Him: Groan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OregonMAX13
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2016
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My kind of Fitness (image)

(Image here): https://twitter.com/mrburkemath/status/624917366309289984

That's fitness I can really get into.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xwhy
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2015
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Got dad joked while checking out a fitness tracker

My dad and I were checking out a Jawbone fitness tracker that my wife got today, when I asked:

Me: Where is the physical sync?

Dad: In the kitchen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/araiff
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2014
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Did you know Cardi B has a sister who’s a fitness instructor

Her names Cardi-O

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RogueOps
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2019
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If Cardi B was fitness instructor what would her name be

Cardi O

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2018
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Did you know Cardi B has a twin sister who is into fitness?

Her names Cardi O

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jnnx3
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2017
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