I've been hiding from doing any exercising.

I'm in the 'Fitness Protection Programme '

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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My wife keeps insisting that I should warm up before I start exercising.

Sounds like a stretch to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
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My friend keeps joking about the thing he has to wear to cover his mouth while he's exercising outside.

It's a running gag.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spar_wors
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2020
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Making money in the dog exercising business

is a walk in the park.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2020
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My friend keeps insisting that I should always warm up before I start exercising.

I think that’s a stretch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2020
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How did the dagger feel after exercising for the first time in a long while?

He was a little sword

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πŸ‘€︎ u/smellybaby
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2020
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I saw two women exercising today.

They were taking a walk but were way too close to each other given the social distancing orders. When I confronted them about the need to keep at least 6 feet apart, one of them looked at me dumbfounded and said, "We're just trying to flatten our curves!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jr_flood
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2020
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I don’t know why my wife criticized me for not stretching after exercising.

She knew I was already knotted up about it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BawkMcGraw
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2020
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I tried making an exercising robot

It didn't work out

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OnePunchFan8
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2019
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Exercising in jeans, it just doesn’t work out
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlrightRealNice
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2019
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I tried exercising my inner demons

But now they're just super fit and hotter than ever

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SirSpicyBunghole
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2019
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After not exercising for years, I went to a gym and put it on a steep setting.

My friend was inclined to say it was a bad idea but I decided what the hill.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BaconShrimpEyes
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2019
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I'm exercising my eyebrow muscles by raising them high.

Try it. You'll be surprised.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KL1P1
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2018
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I don't see how me exercising will stop children from losing their parents

but people keep telling me it helps end orphans.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Twigsnapper
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2016
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I tried exercising a bit.

It wasn't working out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sgtpepper901
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2015
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I'm considering buying this photo, but I can't decide if that'd be exercising good Juddgment or not.

http://imgur.com/a/y0OeA

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wuapinmon
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2017
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A got prize for not exercising for a week

A trophy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dretland
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2016
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My Dad started exercising again.

He said he came up with a new exercise, it's a cross between a lunge and a crunch...lunch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gotrich
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2015
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