Did you hear how the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
He was dead lifting.
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My bodybuilder friend decided to quit the gym and get into seminary school instead.
Either way, he is cross training.
What do you call it when an investor becomes a bodybuilder?
What did the bodybuilder ask the other bodybuilder when wanting details about his diet?
What did the Mandalorian bodybuilder say when he was accused of taking steroids?
What do you call a bodybuilder in jail?
A bodybuilder walks into a bar.
He offers everyone a lift.
What's a bodybuilder's favorite city?
What do you get when you put a bodybuilder in a sauna?... Steamed mussels!
What do you call an Arab bodybuilder?
What did the bodybuilder say when he realized he was out of powdered protein mix?
What do zombie bodybuilders eat?
The lights went out at the gym, and the bodybuilders were fumbling around for their protein shakes...
Just couldn't find their whey in the dark.
What prize did the bodybuilder win when the lockdown was lifted
Did you hear about the Fascist bodybuilder?
He calls himself Musclelini
Pregnant women are bodybuilders
What did the researchers have to do before they could compare the BMIs of inmates to professional bodybuilders?
First, they had to weigh the pros and cons.
All moms are bodybuilders
What is Jack-O-Lantern saying to his family of bodybuilders?
I met a depressed bodybuilder today
He had nothing to lift for.
Why aren't bodybuilders satisfied with super trophies?
They want to achieve hypertrophy.
I like doing group projects with bodybuilders.
They do all the heavy lifting.
I finally told my wife about my dreams of becoming a bodybuilder
I feel like a weight has been lifted off my shoulders
Why did the bodybuilder pour wine on his stomach rather than drink it?
He was trying to abstain from alcohol
Bodybuilders like to carry these around. They are after all quite chiseled.
A bodybuilder walks into a bar and picks it up.
What did the Bodybuilder say when he ran out of Protein
Awh no Whey.
What song did the bodybuilder sing at Christmas?
Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the whey!
What did the bodybuilder order at the bar?
A protini.
And who served the bodybuilder at the bar?
Clif did.
What is a bodybuilder's favorite flavor of gum?
They say we are what we eat... bodybuilders must eat a lot of mussels
7 bodybuilders found dead in gym
Police are on the look for the mass murderer.
What do you call a Mexican bodybuilder who has run out of supplements?
My bodybuilder friend asked me for a ride to the gym...
I guess he needed a lift!
Where do bodybuilders go every Sunday to pray?
Why did the bodybuilder not go to heaven?
He took the Lord's name in vein
Bodybuilders can be such drama queens
They're never happy unless they get their whey.
What are a bodybuilder's favourite paintings?
Why was the bodybuilder always getting married?
Because he was a proposer!
If Peter Frampton was a bodybuilder his best song would be "Baby I love your whey"
What did the bodybuilder say when he found out the store was out of protein powder?
What do you call a sandwich shop for bodybuilders?
What do you call a vegetarian bodybuilder
What does a bodybuilder say when he runs out of protein?
What did the bodybuilder say when he ran out of protein?
What did the bodybuilder say when he ran out of protein?
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