I struggled hard in the bodybuilding contest.

Turns out, I've got atrophy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Masked_Death
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
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Woman: So your brother says you're really into bodybuilding?

Dr. Frankenstein:

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lfantine
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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Frankenstein enters a bodybuilding competition...

...he finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tapoutmb
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2018
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What’s one of the quickest ways to make it to a bodybuilding competition?

Lyft.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/devnodegree
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2018
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Did you hear how the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?

He was dead lifting.

Edit: Wow! Went to bed, went to work, checked this post, and holy hell did it blow up! Thanks for the awards, funny add-one and dad jokes! This sub is awesome!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/35mmPirate
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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My bodybuilder friend decided to quit the gym and get into seminary school instead.

Either way, he is cross training.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2021
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What do you call it when an investor becomes a bodybuilder?

Capital gainz

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sux_4_bux
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2021
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What did the bodybuilder ask the other bodybuilder when wanting details about his diet?

How much do you whey?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Blan_Uator
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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What did the Mandalorian bodybuilder say when he was accused of taking steroids?

This is the Whey.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/N11Ordo
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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What do you call a bodybuilder in jail?

Mitochondrion.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AMSAS99
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2020
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A bodybuilder walks into a bar.

He offers everyone a lift.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HiderOfCheese
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2020
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What's a bodybuilder's favorite city?

Gainsville

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kaaletram
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2020
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What do you get when you put a bodybuilder in a sauna?... Steamed mussels!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/rob85048
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2020
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What do you call an Arab bodybuilder?

A Protein Sheikh.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotQasimc612
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2020
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What did the bodybuilder say when he realized he was out of powdered protein mix?

#"NO WHEY!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kuriakon
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2020
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What do zombie bodybuilders eat?

Gainnnnnzzzzzz

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πŸ“…︎ May 16 2020
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The lights went out at the gym, and the bodybuilders were fumbling around for their protein shakes...

Just couldn't find their whey in the dark.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2020
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What prize did the bodybuilder win when the lockdown was lifted

Atrophy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gambit454
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2020
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Did you hear about the Fascist bodybuilder?

He calls himself Musclelini

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πŸ‘€︎ u/qwopcircles
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2020
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Pregnant women are bodybuilders
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πŸ‘€︎ u/srtak23
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2019
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What did the researchers have to do before they could compare the BMIs of inmates to professional bodybuilders?

First, they had to weigh the pros and cons.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2019
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All moms are bodybuilders
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HyminameisCJ
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2019
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What is Jack-O-Lantern saying to his family of bodybuilders?

Pump kin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Optimus_Prowse
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2019
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I met a depressed bodybuilder today

He had nothing to lift for.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jeffo0o
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2019
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I like doing group projects with bodybuilders.

They do all the heavy lifting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zlekingoforks
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2019
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Why aren't bodybuilders satisfied with super trophies?

They want to achieve hypertrophy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mihaaal2481
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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I finally told my wife about my dreams of becoming a bodybuilder

I feel like a weight has been lifted off my shoulders

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wawoodworth
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2019
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Why did the bodybuilder pour wine on his stomach rather than drink it?

He was trying to abstain from alcohol

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πŸ‘€︎ u/waddupmanitsjohn
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2019
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A bodybuilder walks into a bar and picks it up.

What did the Bodybuilder say when he ran out of Protein

Awh no Whey.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeplorableSemen
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2019
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What song did the bodybuilder sing at Christmas?

Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the whey!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dudecancode
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2019
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What did the bodybuilder order at the bar?

A protini.

And who served the bodybuilder at the bar?

Clif did.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BearryBonds
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2018
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What is a bodybuilder's favorite flavor of gum?

Supplemint!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ccolover
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2018
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They say we are what we eat... bodybuilders must eat a lot of mussels
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SnowmanOlaf
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2018
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7 bodybuilders found dead in gym

Police are on the look for the mass murderer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZeInfamousHobo
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2016
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My bodybuilder friend asked me for a ride to the gym...

I guess he needed a lift!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jacod_b
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2018
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Where do bodybuilders go every Sunday to pray?

Muscle Mass

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wildezgaming
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2018
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What do you call a Mexican bodybuilder who has run out of supplements?

No Whey Jose

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πŸ‘€︎ u/darkproteus86
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2018
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Why did the bodybuilder not go to heaven?

He took the Lord's name in vein

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jonnyb3000
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2018
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Bodybuilders can be such drama queens

They're never happy unless they get their whey.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WingBuffet
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2016
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What are a bodybuilder's favourite paintings?

Dem Gainsboroughs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Matti_Matti_Matti
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2016
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Why was the bodybuilder always getting married?

Because he was a proposer!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bigdongately
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2013
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What did the bodybuilder say when he found out the store was out of protein powder?

"No whey?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Irate_Rater
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2017
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What does a bodybuilder say when he runs out of protein?

No whey!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mistah-S
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2019
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What did the bodybuilder say when he ran out of protein?

No whey

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2018
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What did the bodybuilder say when he ran out of protein?

No whey!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dudecancode
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2018
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