I struggled hard in the bodybuilding contest.
Turns out, I've got atrophy
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︎ Nov 10 2020
Woman: So your brother says you're really into bodybuilding?
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︎ Oct 20 2020
Frankenstein enters a bodybuilding competition...
...he finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective.
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︎ Feb 27 2018
Whatβs one of the quickest ways to make it to a bodybuilding competition?
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︎ Sep 14 2018
Did you hear how the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
He was dead lifting.
Edit: Wow! Went to bed, went to work, checked this post, and holy hell did it blow up! Thanks for the awards, funny add-one and dad jokes! This sub is awesome!
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︎ Oct 20 2020
My bodybuilder friend decided to quit the gym and get into seminary school instead.
Either way, he is cross training.
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︎ Feb 01 2021
What do you call it when an investor becomes a bodybuilder?
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︎ Jan 18 2021
What did the bodybuilder ask the other bodybuilder when wanting details about his diet?
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︎ Dec 25 2020
What did the Mandalorian bodybuilder say when he was accused of taking steroids?
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︎ Nov 30 2020
What do you call a bodybuilder in jail?
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︎ Oct 05 2020
A bodybuilder walks into a bar.
He offers everyone a lift.
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︎ Sep 21 2020
What's a bodybuilder's favorite city?
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︎ Sep 20 2020
What do you get when you put a bodybuilder in a sauna?... Steamed mussels!
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︎ Jul 24 2020
What do you call an Arab bodybuilder?
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︎ Aug 22 2020
What did the bodybuilder say when he realized he was out of powdered protein mix?
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︎ Jul 23 2020
What do zombie bodybuilders eat?
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︎ May 16 2020
The lights went out at the gym, and the bodybuilders were fumbling around for their protein shakes...
Just couldn't find their whey in the dark.
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︎ May 20 2020
What prize did the bodybuilder win when the lockdown was lifted
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︎ May 13 2020
Did you hear about the Fascist bodybuilder?
He calls himself Musclelini
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︎ Mar 25 2020
Pregnant women are bodybuilders
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︎ Aug 23 2019
What did the researchers have to do before they could compare the BMIs of inmates to professional bodybuilders?
First, they had to weigh the pros and cons.
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︎ Nov 15 2019
All moms are bodybuilders
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︎ Jun 05 2019
What is Jack-O-Lantern saying to his family of bodybuilders?
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︎ Nov 08 2019
I met a depressed bodybuilder today
He had nothing to lift for.
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︎ Sep 30 2019
I like doing group projects with bodybuilders.
They do all the heavy lifting.
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︎ Oct 06 2019
Why aren't bodybuilders satisfied with super trophies?
They want to achieve hypertrophy.
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︎ Oct 30 2019
I finally told my wife about my dreams of becoming a bodybuilder
I feel like a weight has been lifted off my shoulders
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︎ Nov 06 2019
Why did the bodybuilder pour wine on his stomach rather than drink it?
He was trying to abstain from alcohol
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︎ Jul 24 2019
A bodybuilder walks into a bar and picks it up.
What did the Bodybuilder say when he ran out of Protein
Awh no Whey.
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︎ Jan 06 2019
What song did the bodybuilder sing at Christmas?
Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the whey!
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︎ Apr 05 2019
What did the bodybuilder order at the bar?
A protini.
And who served the bodybuilder at the bar?
Clif did.
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︎ Oct 22 2018
What is a bodybuilder's favorite flavor of gum?
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︎ Oct 05 2018
They say we are what we eat... bodybuilders must eat a lot of mussels
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︎ Sep 10 2018
7 bodybuilders found dead in gym
Police are on the look for the mass murderer.
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︎ Jun 29 2016
My bodybuilder friend asked me for a ride to the gym...
I guess he needed a lift!
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︎ Aug 26 2018
Where do bodybuilders go every Sunday to pray?
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︎ Mar 28 2018
What do you call a Mexican bodybuilder who has run out of supplements?
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︎ Feb 28 2018
Why did the bodybuilder not go to heaven?
He took the Lord's name in vein
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︎ Feb 06 2018
Bodybuilders can be such drama queens
They're never happy unless they get their whey.
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︎ Jul 14 2016
What are a bodybuilder's favourite paintings?
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︎ Jan 18 2016
Why was the bodybuilder always getting married?
Because he was a proposer!
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︎ Sep 28 2013
What did the bodybuilder say when he found out the store was out of protein powder?
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︎ Jan 24 2017
What does a bodybuilder say when he runs out of protein?
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︎ Jun 05 2019
What did the bodybuilder say when he ran out of protein?
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︎ Dec 04 2018
What did the bodybuilder say when he ran out of protein?
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