Weightlift Puns

A list of puns related to "Weightlift"

My brother had to quit his job as a weightlifter because he wasn't strong enough.

He handed in his too weak notice yesterday.

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👤︎ u/Karma-Effect
📅︎ Nov 13 2020
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Did you hear about the sarcastic weightlifter?

He liked to pump irony.

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👤︎ u/Sir_Pluses
📅︎ Apr 13 2020
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I wasn’t a big fan of having muscle when I started weightlifting

It’s growing on me though

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👤︎ u/Potato_253
📅︎ Jul 23 2020
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When someone asks me, how good I am at weightlifting.

I'll always answer, I'm quite strong in that department

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👤︎ u/DiavloLover2986
📅︎ Mar 13 2020
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What is a weightlifter’s favorite city?

Gainesville

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👤︎ u/addictiontoprotein
📅︎ Jun 29 2019
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What happens when a weightlifter loses weight?

He becomes a lifter.

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👤︎ u/tigreye007
📅︎ Oct 20 2019
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What do you tell your weightlifting partner when he loses an auction for a mattress?

Bad bed bid, bod bud.

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👤︎ u/ErichDonGubler
📅︎ Jun 07 2019
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Why did the weightlifter start losing IQ points?

Because he kept hanging out with dumbbells.

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👤︎ u/MajesticSunset7
📅︎ Nov 25 2018
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What did the condom say to the guy weightlifting?

Practice safe sets

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👤︎ u/AJ-Naka-Zayn-Owens
📅︎ Jul 06 2019
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Did you know janitors created a weightlifting exercise?

They call it the power clean.

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👤︎ u/Pun-isher42
📅︎ Jun 05 2019
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Why do politically active weightlifters have weaker left sides...?

Because they're really into exercising their rights!

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👤︎ u/CryptoReaper5
📅︎ Mar 23 2019
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Weightlifters on Craigslist keep trying to rip me off!

I responded to an ad for "free weights", and when I went to pick them up, this muscly guy answered the door and said they were $300.

Third time it's happened this week.

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👤︎ u/reyomnwahs
📅︎ Mar 17 2018
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I'm going to start a music app for weightlifters.

I'll call it Squatify.

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👤︎ u/aakaakaak
📅︎ Aug 31 2017
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A female weightlifter went to the doctors and said “doctor I’ve been taking steroids and I’ve grown a cock”

“anabolic?” Asked the doctor.

“No, just the cock”

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👤︎ u/feedmesteak
📅︎ Nov 29 2018
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Why did the weightlifter go to the morgue to get a corpse?

His specialty was the dead lift.

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👤︎ u/Cruzinspeed
📅︎ Oct 12 2015
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If my eyeglasses were just a little bit stronger

I would enter them in a weightlifting competition.

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👤︎ u/slowshot
📅︎ May 13 2020
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I lost 40 kilograms in 1 week

The weightlifting club fired me soon after.

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👤︎ u/Nudnick1977
📅︎ Mar 05 2020
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My Bad Attempt At A Pun

A weightlifter walks into a bar

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👤︎ u/NotStalin25
📅︎ Aug 07 2018
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