Doctor: I think your DNA is backwards.

ME: ...And?

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/FoldaHolda
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 09 2021
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What do you call a DNA kit for Alabama residents

Incestry DNA

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/thelifelesscucumber
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 17 2021
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Those who think the COVID-19 vaccine will modify their DNA

Should see it as an opportunity

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/wibie90
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 13 2021
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They've been experimenting with adding rodent DNA to pet medication.

After all, what cat wouldn't want to take his pills if they tasted really mice?

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/CaptainCrazy110
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 09 2021
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Doctor: โ€œSir, I have some bad news, Iโ€™m afraid your DNA is backwardsโ€

Me: "and?"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/red_snake0329
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 31 2021
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Sir, I'm afraid your DNA is corrupted.

AND?

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/I_live_4_my_animals
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 12 2021
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Doctor: "How strange, your DNA is back to front."

Me: "AND!!"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/VERBERD
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 28 2021
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I have a human DNA joke

Itโ€™s pretty long. It comes in 46 parts. Also, everyone tells the joke differently, but usually family members tell pretty much the same joke.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Josentangles
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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What does DNA stand for?

National Dyslexic association.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/The-Real-Legend-72
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 01 2020
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Did you know that a single sperm contains 37.5 MB of DNA information? Meaning that, during 3 seconds long ejaculation, more than 11,250 TERA bytes of information is transmitted.

That's alot of information to swallow.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/RealTheAsh
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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Google is set to come out with a new browser that manages search results based solely on your DNA

Set to be called the Google Chromosome.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/pikindaguy
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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I want to the doctors the other day, they said my DNA was backwards!

And?

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Techs_MK_V
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 29 2020
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Your DNA is backward!

AND?

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/zenpod
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 21 2020
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Took a DNA test.

I canโ€™t post on this subreddit.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/bruhmoment0215
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 14 2019
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A Wife took a DNA test for her kid /r/Jokes/comments/fc8r6d/โ€ฆ
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/eawesome00
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 02 2020
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What did the one DNA strand say to the other one?

"Do these genes make me look fat?"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Soylent_X
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 11 2019
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He wants a DNA test but deep down he NOSE thats his chid..
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/BabaDoner
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 09 2018
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Hulk Hogan took a DNA test!

He found out no one is actually his brother.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/mywordvomit
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 20 2020
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What do you call a small strand of DNA?

A ge-gnome.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/silverscreen13
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 02 2020
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I just took a DNA test and it turns out I'm related to Egyptian royalty

we have a Tutankhamun.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/badasscdub
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 09 2019
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The doctor looked at me with a concerned look on his face and rasped, "Sir, I'm afraid your DNA is backwards."

I screamed, "AND!?"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 19 2019
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What did Watson and Crick study when they discovered DNA?

Rosalind Franklinโ€™s notes.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/porichoygupto
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 05 2019
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Doctor told me my DNA was backwards today

And?

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/sizzlingmaniac69
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 01 2019
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What cosmetic does DNA put on?

Genetic makeup.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Tangsman
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 23 2018
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Geneticist makes DNA shaped lollipop. Then helix it.
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๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 04 2018
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What do you get if you inject human DNA into a goat?

Removed from the petting zoo.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/NinjaOttsel
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 30 2018
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My daughter asked me what DNA stood for

I told her it was the National Dyslexics Association.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/FramingHips
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 15 2014
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Want to know how to tell a DNAs gender

you pull down it's genes

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Opgod9
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 01 2019
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Have you heard about data storage in DNA?

I think itโ€™s an ingenious breakthrough.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/SamDiskwielder
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 24 2019
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Geopardkongen
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 14 2018
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What did the clean DNA say to the dirty DNA?

Hygiene!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Battlealvin2009
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 02 2019
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Scientists modified bears DNA to make them more humanlike.

Unfortunately the result was unbearable.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Lum1nar
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 10 2019
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Doctor: It appears that your DNA is backward.

Patient: And?

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ENJOYblet
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 20 2018
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RNA and DNA

RNA and DNA were hanging out in the nucleus when RNA said โ€œUracilly man, Dโ€ to which DNA replied โ€œwhat doth Thymine?โ€

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Spook404
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 01 2019
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I call my dog "DNA"

because helix.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/unique-username-8
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 07 2018
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Doctor: "Your DNA is back to front."

Me: "AND!"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/VERBERD
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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What does DNA stand for?

National Dyslexic Association

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Noxxicityy
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 16 2020
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Doctor: โ€œSir, Iโ€™m afraid your DNA is backwards.โ€

Me: โ€œAnd?โ€

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/C0untdown
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 22 2019
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What does DNA stand for?

National dyslexia association

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/gqwr87
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 26 2019
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Do you know what DNA stands for?

National Dyslexic Association

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ArceusLord13
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 30 2020
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Doctor :Your DNA is backwards.

Me: And?

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Mudpucket1969
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 27 2018
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Dr: Sir, I'm afraid your DNA is backwards....

Me: And?

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/B-man44
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 04 2019
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Dr: "Sir, I'm afraid your DNA is backwards"

Me: "AND?"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/PeevesPoltergist
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 08 2019
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What does DNA stand for?

National Dyslexic Association

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/RudzBotha
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 30 2019
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What does DNA stand for?

National dyslexic association

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 12 2019
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Dr: โ€œSir, I'm afraid your DNA is backwardsโ€

Me: โ€œAND?โ€

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 22 2019
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Doctor: I'm afraid your DNA is backwards, sir.

Me: AND?

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Igotnowhoops
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 18 2019
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What do you get when you inject human DNA into goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo :(

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/scorchedgoat
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 24 2017
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What do you get when you cross human DNA with goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Frank_Von_Beef
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 09 2019
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