Why do women with nieces and nephews have great immune systems?

Because of their Auntie-bodies

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Reiri_
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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Have you heard about the groups of feline warriors that protects the immune system?

They call themselves the gang-lions.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TacoNumeroJuan
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2018
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Why do I feel healthy on Saturdays and Sundays, and so sickly for all the other days ?

Maybe, I just have a weekend immune system.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2021
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My boss asked me why I only get sick on work days

I said it must be my weekend immune system

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LuxCassandra
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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Why did all those dancers during the halftime show wear those masks?

The singer had a Weeknd immune system.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2021
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Scientists have noticed that patients who have the cold feel better on Saturdays and Sundays.

It’s the weekend immune system.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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My boss said, β€œI find it highly suspicious that you are only sick on weekdays.”

I said, β€œIt must be my weekend immune system.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2020
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Boss: I find it highly suspicious that you are sick only on weekdays.

Me: It must be my weakened immune system.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2021
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My boss asked why I only get sick on work days

I said it must be my weekend immune system

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πŸ‘€︎ u/weiderman316
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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I get sick on work days only

Because I have a weekend immune system

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shadow__987
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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For some reason I always get sick during holidays.

I must have a weekend immune system...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GAZUAG
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2020
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My boss said "I find it highly suspicious that you are only sick on weekdays."

I said, "It must be my weekend immune system."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ivanshu
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2020
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