The Vaccines Puns

I told her I think it’s worth a shot

I had a doctor tell me the P was silent.

My wife: Who did?

Me: Yep.

If they survive, the vaccine is safe.

If they don't, the country is safe.

I guess if you get vaccinated you won’t be headed to the ICU.

I thought they'd be smaller.

It’s completely safe with иo side effects whatsoeveя, and im currently feelshκι χoρoshό я чувствую себя немного странно и я думаю, что вытащил ослиные уши.

To get to the other side effects.

~~ brazenly stolen from Alexa with my own twist.

... Then Soviet

I hope I get Doritos.

They Put-in

He said he was going to be involved in a drive by shooting.

They were russian

And now The Cure is no longer necessary!

Flu-Fighters

They're in pole position

It probably puts a strain on the staff.

They both never get old.

Sounds like an inoculate conception

If they survive the vaccine is safe but if they don't the country is safe

The vaccine is one that was created in Russia. I received my first shot this morning at 7:00 am, and I wanted to let you all know that it’s completely safe, with иo side effects whatsoeveя, and that I feelshκι χoρoshό я чувствую себя немного странно и я думаю, что вытащил ослиные уши.

I received my first shot yesterday at 4:00 pm, and I wanted to let you all know that it’s completely safe, with иo side effects whatsoeveя, and that I feelshκι χoρoshό я чувствую себя немного странно и я думаю, что вытащил ослиные уши.