Vaccination Puns

It's disappointing.

I guess it's worth a shot.

But they encouraged me to immediately return to the vaccination center to pick up my glasses.

Javelin

Or 3 for a Pfizer

Crippling Issue

But I am thinking of giving them a shot.

When I first got vaccinated I couldn’t walk or even talk for a year and a half.

She text me, “he got three shots”

So I text back, “isn’t he a little young to be drinking?”

I let a doctor do it.

"I was thinking that when you take your cat to the vets in the car, does that make it a carpet?"

Thanks, dad.

When I got mine the other day they told me I had to wait 3 weeks to get number 2.

you only get one shot

But some won't get it

I got chills..they're multiplying.

So my first message to her was “You’re vaccinated.”

She told me to come back in a month for another shot.

Nerd Immunity

Turned out they already had the auntybodies.

But it was worth a shot

It appears completely safe, with иo side effects whatsoeveя, and I feelshκι χoρoshό я чувствую себя немного странно и я думаю, что вытащил ослиные уши.

I call her aunty vax now.

then you're cracking open a cold Bud-Pfizer!

Now, no one will refuse to take a shot

I guess, I had a little vaccident.

She asked for the Brazilian vax

because she seems really good at installing antivirus!

But he didn't get it

but no one got it.

but it does give me paws.

Pfizer! Pfizer! Pfizer!

Sagat Tiger

Well at least they took a stab at it.

Why not a cough-fee instead?

They call it Modernaty leave.

I told her I think it’s worth a shot

His Pfizer killing him

Should see it as an opportunity

Looks like I might have invisibility!

Because you only get one shot.

They said, “Oh, a mass shooting.”

I sent her this

I'm calling it the Inoculate Conception

Could someone say that we're shooting the messenger?

Cuz you only get one shot, do not miss your chance to go. This opportunity comes once in a lifetime.

They keep asking for dose dos

They never get old.

While this is minor, doctors haven't seen this side effect with the Johnson & Johnson vaccine.

This is thanks to their no tears formula.

I’m really not sure how effective they are, seems as if they are a shot in the dark.

COVID had to vaccinate against Chuck Norris

Or 3 for a Pfizer!

But some of you wouldn't get it...