"Why didn't Elsa see a doctor for her sore throat and cough? Because a cold never bothered her anyway!" My youngest son thought of that all by himself and shared it with us during Christmas dinner!

He's a 38-year-old lawyer in Honolulu...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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Why did the pony have a sore throat?

Because it was a little horse.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shotintheship
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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I got a sore throat after eating some Christmas decorations.

I had to get my tinsels taken out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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I had sore throat once

Took me few vicks to recover.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bonp27
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2020
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Do you want to hear a joke about a giraffe with a sore throat?

Forget it. It's too long.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2020
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I just got a sore throat.

It's a real pain in the neck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Harrymego
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2019
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What food is best for a sore throat?

Lamb coughta

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BanoffeeBoi35
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2019
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I woke up this morning with a very sore throat.

Last night, in the kitchen, I was talking to the colander and I think it strained my voice

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πŸ‘€︎ u/abunchofcliches
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2019
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I didn't think caffeine would give me a sore throat...

... but every time I have it I get coffee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ADogNamedPal
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2019
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What do you call a mummy with a sore throat?

I don’t know.

Sir Cough I guess.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2019
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A guy at the poker table was complaining about a sore throat and a couple minutes later says β€œ I hope there’s Halls back at the hotel”.

Me being half baked asked how else would he get to his room?

Awkward silence for about 5 seconds then the dealer starts laughing and then everyone else. I got complimented on my dad joke.

I’m not dad, I’m just baked.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Craigrets
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2019
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What do you call an owl with a sore throat?

A bird that dont give a hoot.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2019
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Did you hear about the dog who had a sore throat?

He was a little husky.

Inspired by my neighbor’s dog.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/marcuccione
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2018
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What is worse than a giraffe with a sore throat? A centipede with gout.
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πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2018
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What does a Jewish man do when he has a sore throat?

Hebrews tea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/D3athChick3n
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2017
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Where do sore throats go to party?

The strep club

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andrew_pavelik
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2017
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Sore throat.

Sitting in a room with my family and my brother has a sore throat. My other brother gets him some lozenges and a few minutes later after it becomes completely silent...

"Man, it's so quiet in here you could hear a cough drop."

Damnit dad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fc528e
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2014
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What does a frog use to get rid of a sore throat?

Ribbitussin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Laringar
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2015
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"Why didn't Elsa see a doctor for her sore throat and cough? Because a cold never bothered her anyway!" My youngest son thought of that all by himself!

He's a 38-year-old lawyer in Nebraska...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2020
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What do you call a pony with a sore throat?

A little hoarse.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2020
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Why didn't Elsa see a doctor for her sore throat and cough? Because a cold never bothered her anyway! ~ My youngest son thought of that all by himself!

He's a 38-year-old lawyer in Nebraska...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2019
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What do you call a donkey with a sore throat?

Hoarse

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shabbos_roller
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2020
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What do you call a horse with a sore throat?

Hoarse!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/x_graveyard152
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2019
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What do you call a pony with a sore throat?

A little hoarse.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Raclex
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2019
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What do you call a pony with a sore throat?

A little hoarse

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kvervandi-
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2019
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What do you call a pony with a sore throat?

A lil 'hoarse'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DubiousPotat0
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2019
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What do you call a pony with a sore throat? A Little Hoarse.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thatindiandood
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2018
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What do you call a pony with a sore throat?

A little horse

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πŸ‘€︎ u/burtman72
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2019
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If you found a pony with a sore throat

Would you say it was a little hoarse

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πŸ‘€︎ u/XChainsawPandaX
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2019
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What do you call a pony with a sore throat?

A little horse

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr_McMuffins
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2018
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What do you call a pony with a sore throat?

A little Horse

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mastur-nate
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2017
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What do you call a pony with a sore throat?

A little hoarse

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FoxyGramps
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2017
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What do you call a pony with a sore throat?

A little horse.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2016
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