I once had a terrible sore throat
Tried some viagra in the bedroom with my wife but it got stuck in my throat
I've had a stiff neck for a week
"Why didn't Elsa see a doctor for her sore throat and cough? Because a cold never bothered her anyway!" My youngest son thought of that all by himself and shared it with us during Christmas dinner!
He's a 38-year-old lawyer in Honolulu...
Why did the mathematician go to the Otolaryngologist (ear nose throat doctor/surgeon)?
He was having problems with his sin(x)s
Why did the pony have a sore throat?
Because it was a little horse.
I got a sore throat after eating some Christmas decorations.
I had to get my tinsels taken out.
The inventor of the throat lozenge passed away!
There’s no cough-in at his funeral.
Having severe throat pain
Must be because Ice-cream a lot.
I took a viagra this morning but it got stuck in my throat
I’ve had a stiff neck all day
The guy who invented throat lozenges died last week.
There was no coffin at the funeral.
At Bob's retirement party the Director stands up and says "I'd just like to say a word about Bob", clears his throat and then says, "plethora",
Bob turns to him and says, "thank you, that means a lot".
I'm sorry but you can't ride your pony today it has a throat infection.
My brother got fired from the mortuary for kissing the dead on the throat.
Turns out he was a neck romancer.
I ate waffle today at breakfast, and for some reason it gave me terrible gas from the back of my throat
It was a belchin' waffle (Belgian)
Shout out to my tonsils! I feel lumps in my throat just thinking about them.
Do you want to hear a joke about a giraffe with a sore throat?
Forget it. It's too long.
Help! I have food stuck in my throat!
Haha, just choking! Haha, just choking!
What food is best for a sore throat?
I just got a sore throat.
It's a real pain in the neck.
My 12-year-old son said, “When I was in Africa, I didn’t cut my food well enough. I got a frog in my throat.”
I added, “...So you went to a witch doctor and ever since you’ve been a little horse.”
What do you call the gland in your throat responsible for deep thinking?
What happened to John Travolta's throat after drinking orange juice?
I woke up this morning with a very sore throat.
Last night, in the kitchen, I was talking to the colander and I think it strained my voice
I went to the doctors today and discovered it was a really cut-throat environment.
Great ENT surgeon though.
My girlfriend asked me why I always laugh at my father when he gets food stuck in his throat.
The answer is simple, I just find dad chokes hilarious.
"my throat is a little raw."
Eating dinner at my friend's house last night with his family. Their daughter walks in.
"Hey hon, how are you!" -Mom
"Hey! I'm okay. My throat is a little raw." -Daughter
"Well you better cook it." -Dad
I proceeded to laugh out loud while everyone else groaned a little and moved on.
What do you call a mummy with a sore throat?
I don’t know.
Sir Cough I guess.
I didn't think caffeine would give me a sore throat...
... but every time I have it I get coffee.
"Why didn't Elsa see a doctor for her sore throat and cough? Because a cold never bothered her anyway!" My youngest son thought of that all by himself!
He's a 38-year-old lawyer in Nebraska...
Why didn't Elsa see a doctor for her sore throat and cough? Because a cold never bothered her anyway! ~ My youngest son thought of that all by himself!
He's a 38-year-old lawyer in Nebraska...
I had a Viagra last night and it got stuck in my throat
I woke up with a stiff neck
What do you call a pony with a sore throat?
I had sore throat once
Took me few vicks to recover.
The creator of the throat lozenge has died.
There will be no coffin at his funeral.
The inventor of the throat lozenge has died.
There will be no coffin at his funeral.
The inventor of the throat lozenge has died.
They'll be no coffin at his funeral.
What do you call a donkey with a sore throat?
What do you call a horse with a sore throat?
The guy who invented throat lozenges died last week
There was no coffin at the funeral
What do you call a pony with a sore throat?
What do you call a pony with a sore throat?
The guy who invented throat lozenges died last week...
There was no coffin at his funeral!
What do you call a pony with a sore throat?
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