My co-workers and I would suffer from wrist pain when we would drive through a mountain on our way to work together
We were diagnosed with carpool tunnel syndrome
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As the evil nano-bots swarmed the superheroβs wrist-based time piece, he exclaimed...
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︎ Dec 25 2020
Where is the worst place to drive when your wrist hurts?
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︎ Nov 12 2020
The orthopedic surgeon finally found his model of the human wrist behind an old box of golf tees
I guess you could say he couldnβt see the faux wrist for the tees.
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︎ Sep 03 2020
My wrists are killing me from driving my coworkers everyday through tunnels and traffic.
Dr. Says I have a bad case of car pool tunnel.
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︎ Aug 16 2020
An explosion on an aircraft carrier severed most of the crewβs arms at the wrist.
The clean-up that followed was all hands on deck.
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︎ Jan 20 2020
I got another wrist watch for my birthday, so I wanted to get rid of the old ones. Looking through how many I had
I decided to give them a new purpose and turn them into a nice belt. But it ended up being too short.
This whole project was a waist of time.
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︎ Apr 08 2020
I am going to get a tattoo on my wrist that says "Terror"
So I can say to people "hey look, it's a terrorwrist".
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︎ May 12 2019
May your time wrist in peace
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︎ Aug 08 2019
My dad broke his wrist
So my dad broke his wrist the other day. He asked the doctor, if he could play the piano after the healing process.
The doctor said: Yeah, sure.
My dad: Great, couldn't do that before.
Translated from German. Hope you still enjoy it ;)
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︎ Mar 20 2017
My wrists hurt whenever I drive to work with my co-workers and we go through a tunnel.
I think it's carpool tunnel syndrome.
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︎ Oct 18 2019
Got Such a Supple Wrist
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︎ Apr 23 2019
Sigmund Freud used to always wear a piece of jewelry on his wrist...
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︎ Nov 24 2019
I had to give an impromptu speech on a piece of cloth that encircles the wrist...
I spoke off the cuff on the cuff.
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︎ Oct 13 2019
My Dad really messed up his wrists dragging his car from England to France.
He got car-pull-tunnel syndrome.
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︎ Dec 12 2018
Did you hear about the movie star who broke his wrist whilst on set?
Don't worry, he's still in the cast
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︎ Jul 24 2019
A fly fell down out of nowhere on my wrist
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︎ Jul 30 2019
How did the driver end up with sore wrists?
He kept using the carpool tunnel!
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︎ Jul 19 2019
A guy I know wears two watches, one on each wrist
Canβt help but think heβs got a lot of time on his hands
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︎ Nov 04 2018
If I got my girlfriend a timepiece to wear on her wrist
Would that be considered a bae-watch?
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︎ Jun 25 2018
I lost my wrist watch somewhere near my house.
Now itβs the neighborhood watch.
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︎ Feb 24 2019
My wrist feels like an underground road for vehicles with multiple passengers.
I think I have carpool tunnel syndrome.
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︎ May 12 2018
My wife's wrists always hurt after she goes driving underground with her friends...
I think she has carpool tunnel syndrome.
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︎ Feb 05 2019
Started reading a book called βThe Pirateβs Wristβ
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︎ Dec 05 2017
A factory worker got his arm caught in some machinery, severing it just below the wrist. Unable to work, and with no income, he knew he had to see a prosthetic specialist as soon as possible.
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︎ Jan 04 2018
I've been sharing a ride to work and whenever we drive underground, my wrist hurts.
Doctor says it's carpool tunnel.
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︎ Aug 16 2017
I've been complaining about my wrists and my dad laid this one on my yesterday...
Me: "I think I have carpal tunnel"
Dad: "I think I have sergeant bridges"
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︎ Apr 09 2014
Driving in the carpool lane kind of makes my wrists sore...
I think I'm getting carpel tunnel.
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︎ Oct 16 2013
When my Dad broke his wrist, he asked the doctor if he will be able to play the piano. When the doctor said he can...
he replied "Great, I couldn't play it before".
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