The Convoy Speedster has removed his Utricles and Saccules in an illegal deep-ground operation
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πŸ‘€︎ u/4Cobalts
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semicircular canals vs Otolithic organs (utricle and saccule)

This is my interpretation correct me if I am wrong. This is a repost, I'm looking for a general consensus.

Semicircular canals would, for example, tell the brain how fast my body is doing a rotation from doing front flips or backflips on a trampoline. Or how fast my body is rotating while spinning in a chair.

The otolithic organs would tell my body how hard my body is falling as a result of doing a jump on the trampoline, or how fast I'm moving from accelerating in an F1 car.

This is my understanding. One is about the intensity movement/ speed from a rotational standpoint
( Semicircular canals ) The other is about the body experiencing an acceleration in a linear fashion with no rotation (otolithic organs )

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheHaloAbove
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In an unfortunate coincidence, the Wobbles family had chronic balance problems due to deformed saccules.
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Took my boy in today for a recheck of his anal gland sacculitis (butt’s all better!) and this I what I put on the treatment board as the reason for his visit
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The dusky leaf monkey has a sacculated stomach to assist in the breakdown of cellulose found in plant cell walls. Their newborn have a bright orange pelage color all over their body with pink skin underneath and light pink colored bare skin
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So, I posted on here a while ago that I got a new Cham (Karma). Turns out I got him from a poor breeder and he came to me with 3 different types of respiratory infection (air sacculitis, pneumonia, and an upper respiratory) as well as MBD and a birth defect. (More in comments)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/higheronfire782
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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Leckzsluthor
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This subreddit is 10 years old now.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/frexyincdude
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Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies πŸ˜‚

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vegetable-Acadia
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What starts with a W and ends with a T

It really does, I swear!

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What do you call quesadillas you eat in the morning?

Buenosdillas

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What is a a bisexual person doing when they’re not dating anybody?

They’re on standbi

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Geddit? No? Only me?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/shampy311
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I wanna hear your best airplane puns.

Pilot on me!!

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E or ß?
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No spoilers
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Covid problems
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πŸ‘€︎ u/theincrediblebou
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These aren't dad jokes...

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lance986
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Is my favorite breed TOO unhealthy?

So, my husband and I are a childless couple in our early 40's, and we recently bought our first house. We decided to take the first steps towards getting a dog, which is something we have wanted to do for years. After researching different breeds, we decided that a Boston Terrier would be the right match for our home and our lifestyle. We want a dog that isn't too big or too small, doesn't bark a lot, and has a friendly, easygoing personality. The problem is that all this research we've been doing has showed us just how susceptible Bostons are to certain health problems. I was aware that Bostons are short-faced breeds, like pugs or French Bulldogs, so I knew they weren't as healthy as other breeds tend to be. I did not know they could also develop deafness, cherry eye, corneal ulcers, heart murmurs, etc. The list goes on, and it makes me see just how much of a risk we would be taking if we were to buy a Boston. My question is, if we made sure we bought from a responsible breeder who uses all the health testing/screening they can, would that be enough to make sure our dog was healthy and give us peace of mind? I know there are no guarantees and any dog could develop any health problem, but with Bostons it seems like a very long list in comparison with other breeds. Could I be worrying too much? Should I go with my gut and do what feels right, or should I look for a different type of dog? We are first time dog owners, so I think this all feels very overwhelming right now. We have nothing to compare it to, so any advice is appreciated. Thanks very much.

ETA: Thanks for all the advice/comments. I have read all of them, and I will keep talking to my husband about different breeds. The most important thing is that we can take our time making a decision. We might even look into getting a rescue dog, if that is doable. We've considered it before, but now we're thinking it might be the better route for us to take. Whatever we decide, I will update you all. :)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Oily_Humanoid
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I had a vasectomy because I didn’t want any kids.

When I got home, they were still there.

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What did 0 say to 8 ?

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

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Spi__
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fast_Echidna_8520
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I dislike karma whores who make posts that imply it's their cake day, simply for upvotes.

I won't be doing that today!

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The Ancient Romans II
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I'd like to dedicate this joke to my wisdom teeth.

[Removed]

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThoughtPumP
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How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in your frying pan?

You take away their little brooms

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Majorpain2006
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I did it, I finally did it. After 4 years and 92 days I went from being a father, to a dad.

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

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School Was Clothed
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It this sub dead?

There hasn't been a post all year!

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Letting loose with these puns
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Couch potato
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Baka!
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All dad jokes are bad and here’s why

Why

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concrete πŸ—Ώ
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My name is ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

It’s pronounced β€œNoel.”

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Why are people so surprised and angry about Djokovic being an anti-vaxxer?

After all his first name is No-vac

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hangryman23
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That’s Michelle
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If Korean pop is shortened to Kpop and Korean Drama is Kdrama...

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

  • Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

  • French/Finnish art

  • Country/Canadian rap

  • Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

  • Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

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semicircular canals vs Otolithic organs (utricle and saccule)

This is my interpretation correct me if I am wrong.

Semicircular canals would, for example, tell the brain how fast my body is doing a rotation from doing front flips or backflips on a trampoline. Or how fast my body is rotating while spinning in a chair.

The otolithic organs would tell my body how hard my body is falling as a result of doing a jump on the trampoline, or how fast I'm moving from accelerating in an F1 car.

This is my understanding. One is about the intensity movement/ speed from a rotational standpoint
( Semicircular canals ) The other is about the body experiencing an acceleration in a linear fashion with no rotation (otolithic organs )

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