So this guy was trying to talk to his friend…

Who wasn’t listening. The guy gave up and exclaimed, “Dude, you are as deaf as a door nail!”

His friend stared at him in response, raising a brow. “But door nails can’t hear.”

The guy groaned. “You nailed it.”

(I wanted to put a spin on “dead as a door nail” when you mishear the first word)

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