Listen Puns

A list of puns related to "Listen"

Why do electricians listen to news radio when they work?

To keep up with current events.

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👤︎ u/CIMMGW
📅︎ Mar 05 2021
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I cut myself and now I need to listen to some music to make sure it heals good.

Or how the doctor put it, "A band aid."

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👤︎ u/Uckioh
📅︎ Mar 28 2021
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My wife has been taking a course in advanced electrics and it's taken over her life. Everything she says these days concerns resistors, transformers, circuitry, voltage, ampage etc. All fucking day long, I've tried explaining to her it's driving a wedge between us, but she won't listen to reason.

She just buries her head in the sand like an off switch.

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👤︎ u/awesome_smokey
📅︎ Mar 18 2021
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I fell at work and cracked my tailbone. Now I can’t sit down and I have to listen to everyone’s wise cracks..

All in all it’s been a real pain in the ass!

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👤︎ u/NicholasMirth
📅︎ Mar 10 2021
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How do ghost listen to music?

With bootooth

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👤︎ u/kickypie
📅︎ Feb 05 2021
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Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?

You just have to listen varicosely

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👤︎ u/EggNogAgenda
📅︎ Nov 09 2020
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What type of music can the Royal Family not listen to?

Royalty free music

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👤︎ u/AmoghVaishnav
📅︎ Mar 23 2021
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Why did the milk glasses listen to the milk carton?

Because the carton was a litre.

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👤︎ u/agfwouldbecool
📅︎ Mar 23 2021
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I have a tendency to not listen to people properly.

The doctor says it's because I've got 80HD.

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👤︎ u/awesome_smokey
📅︎ Mar 02 2021
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I listen to every type of music except heavy metal

Because heavy metals are toxic.

(I -22f- have created this joke when i was 15, I was waiting for an opportunity to disgust people with it. So here you go reddit lol)

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👤︎ u/EucalyptusLeafJuice
📅︎ Dec 15 2020
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Do you wanna know what kind of music windmills listen to?

They're big metal fans.

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👤︎ u/Tristanator5100
📅︎ Feb 13 2021
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Barry Allen likes to listen to The Rolling Stones when he workouts

His favorite is “jumpin’ jack flash”

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👤︎ u/Beatlesfan196450
📅︎ Mar 09 2021
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I like to listen to music as I fall asleep, so I tuned the radio to the Metal station

I've always been a heavy sleeper.

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👤︎ u/TarakZair
📅︎ Mar 05 2021
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My wife just said: "You never listen to me!"

And I thought that was a weird way to start a conversation.

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👤︎ u/IJsbeerKnut
📅︎ Feb 18 2021
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My wife tells me not to listen to the voices that bring me down and make me feel worthless.

She also complains that I never listen to her.

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👤︎ u/GoodHippo9
📅︎ Feb 20 2021
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You never listen, son.
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👤︎ u/poedan
📅︎ Dec 10 2020
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What kind of music do they listen to in the Czech Republic?

Prague rock.

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👤︎ u/xQuizate87
📅︎ Jan 15 2021
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What do you call a narwhal that won’t listen?

An ignarwhal.

Just told this one to my 6 year old daughter. complete crack up. Enjoy it while it lasts.

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👤︎ u/grapeapemonkey
📅︎ Feb 01 2021
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A kid asked his dad, "what kind of music did you listen to growing up?" The dad said "I was big into Led Zeppelin." The son asked "who?"

"Yeah" the dad replied, "I liked them too."

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👤︎ u/Fukface_Von_Clwnstik
📅︎ Dec 16 2020
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What happens when you listen to a Death song 1,000 times?

It becomes a Megadeth song

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👤︎ u/sandstar115
📅︎ Jan 19 2021
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I kept telling my brother not to put the Q-tip in too deep, but he never listens to my words.

It goes into one ear, and out the other.

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👤︎ u/Mama_justkilledaman
📅︎ Jan 22 2021
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What sort of music did cave men listen to?

Hard Rock!

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👤︎ u/Naiphe
📅︎ Jan 07 2021
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What music do chickens listen to?

Bach Bach Bach Bach Bach

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👤︎ u/ActionDisco
📅︎ Oct 19 2020
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What do liberal metalheads listen to?

Progressive Metal

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👤︎ u/SolBadguy11
📅︎ Dec 14 2020
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My granddad tried to tell everyone that would listen that the Titanic would sink...

They finally kicked him out of the theater.

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👤︎ u/BillyBob_TX
📅︎ Oct 28 2020
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What’s the best music to listen to on a hike

A trail mix

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👤︎ u/greatreference
📅︎ Oct 22 2020
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What music genre won’t balloons listen to?

Pop

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👤︎ u/lafilafi
📅︎ Aug 25 2020
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My son asked me “What music did you listen to when you were young?” I said, “Pete Townshend”.

My son: Who?

Me: Exactly.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Sep 11 2020
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I can’t listen to to classical music anymore, it overwhelms my senses.

I simply cannot Handel it.

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👤︎ u/GotMyOrangeCrush
📅︎ Sep 02 2020
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What music do frogs listen to?

Hip hop

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👤︎ u/grumbo44
📅︎ Aug 04 2020
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Alright listen up, because I’m only going to say this once

This once

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👤︎ u/thabigQ
📅︎ Sep 02 2020
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Don't ever listen to anyone telling you that you can't be something you want to!!.....

Everyone told Beethoven too that he can't be a musician just because he was deaf........

Did He Listen???!!

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👤︎ u/ball5deeper
📅︎ Sep 28 2020
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No one wants to listen to Whitesnake with me !

So here I go again on my own

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👤︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
📅︎ Jul 11 2020
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What kind of music do you listen to while fishing?

Something catchy.

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👤︎ u/98al
📅︎ Aug 28 2020
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You should always listen to a midget's opinion

They know what's up

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👤︎ u/TheyCallMeDrAsshole
📅︎ May 18 2020
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listen...

booty is a nice ass word.

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👤︎ u/themegamuffinman
📅︎ May 15 2020
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What kind of music do you listen to during the coronavirus?

Quaran-tunes!

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👤︎ u/JaggedOnomatomania
📅︎ May 22 2020
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When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Beethoven was buried. Terrified, the drunk ran and got the priest to come and listen to it...

The priest bent close to the grave and heard some faint, unrecognizable music coming from the grave.

Frightened, the priest ran and got the town magistrate.

When the magistrate arrived, he bent his ear to the grave, listened for a moment and said, "Ah, yes, that's Beethoven's Ninth Symphony, being played backwards."

He listened a while longer, and said, "There's the Eighth Symphony and it's backwards, too. Most puzzling."

So the magistrate kept listening, "There's the Seventh... the Sixth... the Fifth..."

Suddenly the realization of what was happening dawned on the magistrate.

He stood up and announced to the crowd that had gathered in the cemetery, "My fellow citizens, there's nothing to worry about. It's just Beethoven decomposing."

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👤︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
📅︎ Oct 12 2019
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What kind of music do they listen to in the czech republic?

Czechno!

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👤︎ u/Kassetta
📅︎ Jan 07 2021
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What kind of music did the pilgrims listen to:

Plymouth Rock

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👤︎ u/lodiman77
📅︎ Nov 20 2020
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Son, What kind of music do mummies listen to?

Huh, they listen to Wrap music !

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👤︎ u/balkso
📅︎ Oct 10 2020
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My son asked me, “What was your favourite music to listen to when growing up?” I said, “Led Zeppelin”.

My son: Who?

Me: Yes, they were good too.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jun 02 2020
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What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?

Something catchy

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👤︎ u/Samurai-Salty
📅︎ Jun 08 2020
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What kind of music do dogs listen to?

Pup Rock.

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👤︎ u/damndudechill
📅︎ Jun 29 2020
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“Dad, whose music did you listen to when growing up?”

Dad: Led Zeppelin.

Son: Who?

Dad: Yes. They were good too.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Dec 14 2019
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What kind of music do elfs listen to

Wrap music

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👤︎ u/ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhb
📅︎ Dec 16 2019
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