They can never find probable Clause
"Welcome to the towns greatest cheese shop. We have all that you might want. So, what will it be?" asks the clerk.
"Nacho cheese" responds the man
Suddenly angry, the clerk shouts at the man: "Then why the fuck are you here!"
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The headline?
PUN IN: TEN DIED
Because there's always one Mordor.
Thereโs a Taiwan.
When heโs finished, the barkeep asks if he wants another. The horse replies, โI donโt think I do...โ and vanished from existence.
To get the joke, you need to know Rene Descartesโ theory โI think, therefore I am.โ But if I explained that before the joke, I would be putting Descartes before de horse.
<Staring into the crowd like Fozzie Bear>
... Iโll show myself out.
It was looking for guy-dance.
A mushroom
He was a real tan gent.
Ethnicity
I hope it sucks seeds
Thatโs my signature move.
When youโre in there European
It said they were gathering people from all around the globe
โchickenkievโ
And realizes that his cake batter was not turning out right. After a moment of panic, he had a sudden realization and placed the whole mixing bowl, whisk and all, into the oven. After 20 minutes he took the whole thing out and served it to the judges. Understandably, he got last place. When he met up with his family afterwards, his wife asked, โwhat were you thinking?โ The man replied, โI donโt know, but it was a whisk I was willing to bake.โ
= 'chickenkiev'
Bartender
He made a fortune in Returns...
Gluten log?
Access the night.
Goes with the bartender and says
>"Give me your best beer!"
but the bartender replies
>"Sorry, but we give no service to ropes, please leave this place"
so the rope leaves, and decides to knot itself to be a totally different being.
So the rope goes back with the bartender, and the bartender says
>"Aren't you the rope i just kicked out of here?"
and the rope says:
>"I'm a frayed knott"
European
I don't know I think it was Five Guys.
Everybody starts running around and screaming.
Why?
Because Joe said, "Hi Jack!"
hisllamaphobia
It is a little behind.
The bartender ask: you want a straw? The horse replied: a lot of straw!
It makes me sick
Pun in, ten dead.
Pun in. Ten dead.
Pun in, ten dead!
Pun in, 10 Dead.
My case is closed.
European
European.
Pun in, ten dead.
Pun in, ten dead
