People don't believe me when I tell them I'm the lead singer in a Black Eyed Peas tribute band....

Well I am.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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I did my navigation task and it lead me straight to you...❀️❀️❀️
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hustle_champ
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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TIL Elton John wrote an unreleased song about his short-lived affair with the lead actor in "Who's The Boss?"

He called it, "Hold Me Closer, Tony Danza"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SusheeMonster
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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What did the director of the stage production of Cinderella say, after the lead called out sick before opening night?

Get the understudy, the shoe, must go on!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/uneeq33
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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Sunk like a lead baloon
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RogueDisciple
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2020
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Wouldn't be surprised to learn Elon Musk to leads a mercenary team of tesla employees who bite victims to spread coronavirus

They are called the Flu Flux Fang!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/16thPeregrine
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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You can lead a horticulture,

but you can't make her think.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aw8nf8
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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Arsenic, cadmium, and lead decided to start a band.

They were a heavy metal group.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/erebus
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2020
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Did you hear about the time the lead singer of the band β€œThe Police” went undercover to catch a criminal?

It was a Sting operation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dig-ol-bick
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2020
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Dad picked up some cadmium, osmium, and lead

*Dad is hammering around in the garage*

Son: Whatcha doing?

Dad: I'm thinking about playing in heavy metal band

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πŸ‘€︎ u/techtornado
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2020
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Did you know the Ace of Base lead singer was also a mathematician?

She saw the sine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zedhead0628
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2020
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Geese fly in a V-formation for aerodynamics, and when the lead goose gets tired he switches out his position. But one side of the V is almost always longer than the other. Do you know why?

More geese on that side.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gamerspoon
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2020
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And now the pasta will lead us in a hymn...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Razabeth
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2019
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If you're looking for a lead singer for your wham cover band

I'm your man

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πŸ‘€︎ u/74CK
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2020
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Lead and read
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CrazyLeonGR
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2020
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Being on this subreddit too long may lead to

Punintended consequences

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zsm1994
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2020
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Did you hear the lead singer of disturbed isn’t going to self isolate?

He’s down with the sickness.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/E-radi-cate
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2020
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hear about how deodorant lead to the capture of a cold war agent?

the scent of old spies gave him away

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πŸ‘€︎ u/asianwaste
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2020
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Honestly I woudden't lead someone else steel this pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/1_hele_euro
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2019
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Spooning often leads to forking.

But what about sporking?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JeromeGBGB
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2020
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Working on a crossword puzzle. Can anyone tell me the first initial and last name of the lead actor from Cast Away?

Thanks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spongebue
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2020
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President Trump just picked a fish to lead the coronavirus response team

He’s the Sturgeon General

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JonSolo1
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2020
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Makeup used to contain lead that actually make their skin worse.

That is a bit iron-ic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/erkang06
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2020
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Some filmmakers were secretly trying to murder the lead actor in a low-budget flick, but he got wind of the plot and managed to escape. They took the existing footage and shopped it to different producers, but it was roundly rejected by everyone for the same reason.

It wasn't up to snuff.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jeromocles
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2020
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What do you call a pencil with no lead?

Pointless

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rammanoodle
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2020
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I bought a wooden whistle but it wooden whistle. I bought a steel whistle but it steel wooden whistle. So I bought a lead whistle

But it steel wooden lead me whistle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jack_Dawesome
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2019
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I accidentally sat upon a solo album by the lead guitarist, keyboardist and backing vocalist of the band U2 but quickly jumped up, scared that I broke it.

For a second, I was on Edge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2019
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Why can't Plastic Man lead an orchestra?

Because he's a poor conductor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/itsxenix
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2019
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Told the x-ray technician I'm made of lead

But she could see right through me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justryingtokeepup
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2019
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Who will lead the army of drawing utensils?

The ruler.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pdonkey
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2019
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All forms of smoking suck and drinking leads to pour health.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Irv-Elephant
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2019
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What did Justin Timberlake say when the lead singer of Weezer asked him to name a major peninsula on the northern coast of the Black Sea?

Crimea, Rivers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/underdog_rox
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2019
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How can a simple spelling mistake lead to a lost pregnancy?

Pregnot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChrisCGCToo
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2019
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I knew a lead actor who really did "break a leg" when he slipped off the stage during his performance.

He had a really great cast.

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If I ever meet the lead singer of Pearl Jam, I hope he asks me how I’m doing

So I can respond β€œif I was Eddie Vedder, I’d be you”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mistapiss
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2019
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Why did the ticks lead a revolution?

because the had the blood of the proletariat inside them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/am_sphee
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2019
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Flint Michigan is the lead cause of problems in the US right now
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jokitheraccoon
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2016
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Autocorrect leads to opportunity.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NUMB_NUTS_417
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2018
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Where do lead based writing utensils come from?

PENCILvania

Courtesy of my son, age 10

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dannygumballs
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2019
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If the female lead of Good Will Hunting hired a little person to chauffeur her in an iconic British car

He’d be Minnie Driver’s mini Mini Driver.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jayrandomer
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2018
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So I entered my pet moth Effy in a flying race... I was so proud of her... She was in the lead the entire race! But just before the finish, another moth came out of nowhere and flew past her at the finish line to win...

Have you ever seen a moth bawl?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JaymantheLegend
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2019
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Oh no, the lead singer of Disturbed has Coronavirus

He’s DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS

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πŸ‘€︎ u/typhis76
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2020
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Sting has disappeared, The Police have no lead
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πŸ‘€︎ u/david7494
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2019
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What do you call a pencil without lead?

Pointless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/puggoamber
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2019
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