A press conference was held with the lead of the school's administration about bullying
He said it has to be stopped, it's a matter of principal
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︎ Apr 15 2021
To the dank side, poetry leads
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︎ Mar 22 2021
My friend got a role as an extra in a film. His job was to approach the lead actor and comb her hair away from the middle of her head...
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︎ Feb 14 2021
My buddy Linux would always lead the lineup with a bunt and steal second shortly after. And no matter how bad I wanted to swing for the fences, if the batter before me didn't make first; coach would turn to me and say......
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︎ Feb 04 2021
Have you seen who's playing the lead in the new Blind Batman film?
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︎ Jan 04 2021
Since they are filming Spider-Man 3 near my house, I thought Iβd write the lead actor an orchestral piece...
I think Iβll call it βMr. Hollandβs Opusβ
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︎ Jan 05 2021
People don't believe me when I tell them I'm the lead singer in a Black Eyed Peas tribute band....
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︎ Dec 02 2020
TIL Elton John wrote an unreleased song about his short-lived affair with the lead actor in "Who's The Boss?"
He called it, "Hold Me Closer, Tony Danza"
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︎ Nov 21 2020
And now the pasta will lead us in a hymn...
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︎ Jul 06 2019
What did the director of the stage production of Cinderella say, after the lead called out sick before opening night?
Get the understudy, the shoe, must go on!
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︎ Nov 13 2020
Geese fly in a V-formation for aerodynamics, and when the lead goose gets tired he switches out his position. But one side of the V is almost always longer than the other. Do you know why?
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︎ Apr 12 2020
Did you hear about the time the lead singer of the band βThe Policeβ went undercover to catch a criminal?
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︎ Aug 21 2020
Did you know the Ace of Base lead singer was also a mathematician?
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︎ Jul 29 2020
Did you hear the lead singer of disturbed isnβt going to self isolate?
Heβs down with the sickness.
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︎ Mar 28 2020
hear about how deodorant lead to the capture of a cold war agent?
the scent of old spies gave him away
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︎ Mar 05 2020
Working on a crossword puzzle. Can anyone tell me the first initial and last name of the lead actor from Cast Away?
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︎ Mar 01 2020
President Trump just picked a fish to lead the coronavirus response team
Heβs the Sturgeon General
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︎ Mar 21 2020
Some filmmakers were secretly trying to murder the lead actor in a low-budget flick, but he got wind of the plot and managed to escape. They took the existing footage and shopped it to different producers, but it was roundly rejected by everyone for the same reason.
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︎ Mar 05 2020
I accidentally sat upon a solo album by the lead guitarist, keyboardist and backing vocalist of the band U2 but quickly jumped up, scared that I broke it.
For a second, I was on Edge.
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︎ Dec 27 2019
Who will lead the army of drawing utensils?
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︎ Mar 07 2019
Flint Michigan is the lead cause of problems in the US right now
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︎ Mar 02 2016
Told the x-ray technician I'm made of lead
But she could see right through me.
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︎ Sep 05 2019
What did Justin Timberlake say when the lead singer of Weezer asked him to name a major peninsula on the northern coast of the Black Sea?
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︎ Sep 24 2019
Why did the ticks lead a revolution?
because the had the blood of the proletariat inside them.
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︎ Jan 20 2019
I knew a lead actor who really did "break a leg" when he slipped off the stage during his performance.
He had a really great cast.
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︎ Apr 26 2019
If I ever meet the lead singer of Pearl Jam, I hope he asks me how Iβm doing
So I can respond βif I was Eddie Vedder, Iβd be youβ
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︎ Aug 08 2019
TIL: Robert de Niro is playing the lead role in the upcoming movie about "The Lord of the Rings" trilogy.
The movie is called "You Tolkien to me?"
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︎ May 13 2018
If the female lead of Good Will Hunting hired a little person to chauffeur her in an iconic British car
Heβd be Minnie Driverβs mini Mini Driver.
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︎ Sep 21 2018
So I entered my pet moth Effy in a flying race... I was so proud of her... She was in the lead the entire race! But just before the finish, another moth came out of nowhere and flew past her at the finish line to win...
Have you ever seen a moth bawl?
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︎ Apr 04 2019
Any new leads on the missing toilet seats?
Not yet, we still have nothing to go on.
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︎ Dec 28 2018
God appears before Moses and tells him he's going to lead His people into the promise land...
Moses says, "NO WAY!" But God said, "YAHWEH!"
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︎ Sep 06 2018
Why did the lead singer of The Smiths not like the ocean?
Because it was more a sea.
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︎ Feb 14 2019
Everyone talks about CO2 in the atmosphere which will lead to our impending doom...
However, methane is also silent but deadly.
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︎ Dec 08 2018
Why is a well endowed woman always the lead?
Because sheβs the titular character!
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︎ Nov 26 2018
The lead singer of Nickelback tried out for his school Christmas play...
But he never made it as a wise man.
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︎ Dec 05 2017
Why did the female lead for Fifty Shades take the role?
Because she didn't meet Dakota for the month yet.
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︎ Apr 10 2018
What is the musical equivalent of a lead balloon?
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︎ Apr 29 2018
My dog leads the NHL in penalty minutes.
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︎ May 26 2018
So the Rolling Stones lead singer is planning to merge a fast food chain with a car manufacturer.
He's calling it McJaguar.
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︎ Jun 15 2018
Why do the male cows lead the heard.
They have the best steering.
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︎ Oct 21 2017
Oh no, the lead singer of Disturbed has Coronavirus
Heβs DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS
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︎ Mar 08 2020
Sting has disappeared, The Police have no lead
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︎ Jan 04 2019
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