What did the angry gun say to the bullet after shooting it?
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Whattdya call a bullet proof Irishman ??????
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︎ Jul 18 2020
His gun fires bullets imprinted with "Dumbass"
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︎ Aug 24 2020
What did the man say to the bullet after it killed someone?
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︎ Nov 02 2020
These comments where from a clip where someone cleaning at a foreign range almost gets hit by a stray bullet
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︎ Sep 15 2020
My friend said he could dodge a bullet
R.I.P, I wish i could say that i missed you my dear friend.
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︎ Oct 14 2020
I got a job as a bullet today!
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︎ Aug 30 2020
Two cowboys are lost in the desert when one sees a tree draped in bacon. He yells βitβs a bacon treeβ then runs to it and is shot up with bullets
It wasnβt a bacon tree it was a Ham Bush
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︎ Sep 22 2020
Whatβs the deference between bullets and hippies?
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︎ Sep 10 2020
The school made the use of "bullet points" illegal because it incited violence in the classroom, and I must admit I couldn't have cared less. That's all changed now, though.
The bus driver isn't allowed to drive my kids anymore because we live on a dead end street.
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︎ Aug 16 2020
In the movies, silver bullets can kill werewolves.
In the military, it's used for analyzing heat casualties.
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︎ Aug 15 2020
Bullets are odd
They only do their job once they are fired
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︎ Jun 29 2020
Two cowboys are lost in the desert. One cowboy sees a tree thatβs draped in bacon. βA bacon tree ! Weβre saved!β He says. He runs to the tree and is shot up with bullets.
/r/Jokes/comments/i7puax/β¦
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︎ Aug 11 2020
Bullets are quite weird...
They only do their jobs after they are fired
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︎ Nov 27 2019
Why doesnβt the bullet have a steady job
Because it keeps getting fired
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︎ Jan 26 2020
If you kill a werewolf with silver bullets, how do you kill a vampire?
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︎ Apr 22 2020
Why was the bullet a bad employee?
It only did its job after it was fired.
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︎ Apr 04 2020
Bullets donβt do their work...
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︎ Apr 08 2020
I tried making a machine that shoots bullets out of your fingers, but it shot out my spine instead.
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︎ Jun 04 2020
What sound does a bullet shot in church make?
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︎ May 10 2020
What do you call a slow bullet ?
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︎ Feb 18 2020
These are bullets
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︎ Mar 04 2019
βͺWhy is The Terminator bullet proof?β¬
βͺBecause heβs Armored Schwarzeneggerβ¬
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︎ Feb 13 2020
Why did the blonde divorcΓ©e keep her bullets in the refrigerator?
Because she was told, βRevenge is a dish best served cold.β
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︎ Jan 28 2020
If you're going to bite the bullet
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︎ Dec 15 2019
A bullet says he quit his job
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︎ Apr 23 2019
What does a werewolf cry out when shot with a silver bullet?
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︎ Oct 28 2019
Book and a bullet
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︎ Feb 17 2017
Where is the best place to avoid a bank robbers bullets
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︎ Jun 27 2019
What do you call a cow full of bullets?
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︎ Oct 11 2019
Found a bullet in my avocado
Guess you can call it glockomole
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︎ Jan 28 2019
What did bullet say after he lost his job???
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︎ Dec 28 2018
You're in a cave, faced by a lion, a bear and a jaguar, with a gun and one bullet. What do you do?
Shoot the lion, drink the beer and drive away in the jaguar.
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︎ Jul 23 2019
I met with my friend who said he developed a weapon to harness the wind and propel it like a bullet. We took turns firing at a target he had in his yard...
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︎ Jul 14 2019
Did you hear about the gun that only shoots Israeli produced bullets?
I hear it's a semite automatic weapon.
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︎ Jul 19 2019
How much do SMG bullets hurt?
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︎ Mar 15 2019
What do you call a bullet proof irishman?
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︎ Oct 19 2020
What do you call a bullet-proof Irishman?
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︎ Jul 12 2020
I got a job as a bullet
But I was immediately fired.
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︎ Feb 14 2020
I got a job as a bullet...
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︎ Mar 09 2020
Bullets don't kill
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︎ May 11 2020
Bullets only do their jobs...
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︎ Apr 12 2020
I got a job as a bullet
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︎ Oct 14 2018
Bullets are pretty weird.
They only do their jobs when theyβre fired.
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︎ Mar 14 2019
What do you call a bullet proof Irishmen?
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