I went to the shooting range for the first time, but I couldn’t get my gun to fire
I had to read the trouble shooting section in the manual
What did the angry gun say to the bullet after shooting it?
What does a junkie power ranger say before shooting up?
Did you hear about the guy shooting paper towel rolls in the wild?
A man has been arrested in South Africa for shooting a giant chess set
Goddamn those big game hunters
What did the shooting star say to the journalist?
This gives a whole new meaning to Mass Shooting!
Why are shooting stars tastier than asteroids?
Because they are a little meteor.
Why is a T-Rex not good at long range shooting?
What’s the difference between a good burger and a shooting star?
The burger is very meaty, but the other is a little meteor.
Shooting videos....
Lol, I was talking with a friend back home about shooting firearms; I said because of my location I cannot shoot so take me some videos of you shooting. He writes a note on his white board that says “shooting videos”. I started laughing when he told me his note said shooting videos. When I explained to him why I was laughing he took a look at the board and said “Wow I’m going to make shooting videos of me shooting”. That was a good one my friend.
After my director friend finished shooting his scene, I handed him a sandwich.
I don’t get school shooting jokes.
Maybe they’re aimed at a younger audience.
After 10 minutes of horror, the man finally stopped shooting...
Dr Seuss was recently convicted for shoving a man on to a mountain of corn, and stomping him to death, then shooting him twice, all while wearing women’s clothes.
sadly this is the 3rd case this week of a pop pop crop-top crop top pop hop
Did you here about the photo shooting?
The convicted picture says he was framed!
I went to Hell for burning a Bible and shooting up the ashes with a syringe.
I guess I shouldn't have taken the Lord's name in vein.
The media says that video games is a main cause for mass shootings
But really, it's music that causes gun violins
There was a shooting today,
The suspect used a starting pistol.
They say it was race related
I finally finished shooting my documentary about antique clocks.
I got invited to the shooting range the other day.
I had to decline. Sadly, I don’t have the caliber to go.
I tried so hard to stop him from shooting heroin
I never really understood school shootings
I guess it's because it's aimed and a younger audience.
Some soldiers like shooting lying down.
Their aim is less prone to error.
*edited for grammer
Boy: Fires handgun at the shooting range...
Dad: "You're holding a shot gun now."
What is Helen Keller called when she goes to the shooting range?
I accused my roommate of stealing my stuff, but he told me that he had gone out to a shooting range.
Turns out his story was full of holes.
The cast of Aquaman found it hard shooting underwater sequences because they couldn’t hear each other. Except,
Apparently there was a mass shooting at the Gap.
There were a lot of casual tees.
I was shooting at a cow, but hit the chicken instead.
What do you call a communist who is good at shooting?
After my performance at the shooting gallery, the coach said, "Take a bow."
"Shooting isn't your cup of tea," he continued, "You better switch to archery."
Dad, after closing the cupboard door and shooting me a panicked look
We need to get to the shop, quickly! We're running out of thyme!
I was on the table with my son pretending to be shooting guns around our living room.
My wife came storming in angrily, looked at us and shouted, 'Get down!'
I said, 'Follow the commander's orders, son. There might be an ambush.'
Discussed the Orlando terror shootings in 2016, with my dad.
Dad: "Was it ISIS? I thought it was just some gun-nut!"
Me googeling: "Wikipedia says that ISIS took the blame, but that the governemt isn't certain that they were responsible."
Dad: "Oh, so it was IS-ish."
I went to the shooting range for the first time and couldn’t get my gun to fire.
Now I have to read the trouble shooting section in the manual.
American School shooting jokes tend to be aimed at the younger audience.
I just don’t get school shooting jokes.
They must be aimed at a younger audience.
I went to the shooting range for the first time and couldn’t get my gun to fire.
Now I have to read the trouble shooting section in the manual.
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