I went to the shooting range for the first time, but I couldnβt get my gun to fire
I had to read the trouble shooting section in the manual
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︎ Dec 29 2020
What did the angry gun say to the bullet after shooting it?
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︎ Dec 15 2020
What does a junkie power ranger say before shooting up?
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︎ Dec 11 2020
Did you hear about the guy shooting paper towel rolls in the wild?
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︎ Nov 09 2020
A man has been arrested in South Africa for shooting a giant chess set
Goddamn those big game hunters
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︎ Oct 21 2020
What did the shooting star say to the journalist?
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︎ Jul 16 2020
Why are shooting stars tastier than asteroids?
Because they are a little meteor.
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︎ Aug 13 2020
This gives a whole new meaning to Mass Shooting!
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︎ May 26 2020
Why is a T-Rex not good at long range shooting?
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︎ Jul 18 2020
Whatβs the difference between a good burger and a shooting star?
The burger is very meaty, but the other is a little meteor.
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︎ Aug 05 2020
Shooting videos....
Lol, I was talking with a friend back home about shooting firearms; I said because of my location I cannot shoot so take me some videos of you shooting. He writes a note on his white board that says βshooting videosβ. I started laughing when he told me his note said shooting videos. When I explained to him why I was laughing he took a look at the board and said βWow Iβm going to make shooting videos of me shootingβ. That was a good one my friend.
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︎ Jul 12 2020
Oh look,shooting star!
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︎ Jun 08 2020
After my director friend finished shooting his scene, I handed him a sandwich.
I said, βThatβs a wrap.β
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︎ Jun 08 2020
I donβt get school shooting jokes.
Maybe theyβre aimed at a younger audience.
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︎ Dec 28 2019
After 10 minutes of horror, the man finally stopped shooting...
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︎ Feb 27 2020
Dr Seuss was recently convicted for shoving a man on to a mountain of corn, and stomping him to death, then shooting him twice, all while wearing womenβs clothes.
sadly this is the 3rd case this week of a pop pop crop-top crop top pop hop
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︎ Feb 23 2020
Did you here about the photo shooting?
The convicted picture says he was framed!
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︎ Mar 01 2020
I went to Hell for burning a Bible and shooting up the ashes with a syringe.
I guess I shouldn't have taken the Lord's name in vein.
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︎ Jan 19 2020
The media says that video games is a main cause for mass shootings
But really, it's music that causes gun violins
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︎ Nov 29 2019
I finally finished shooting my documentary about antique clocks.
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︎ Dec 10 2019
There was a shooting today,
The suspect used a starting pistol.
They say it was race related
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︎ Dec 05 2017
I got invited to the shooting range the other day.
I had to decline. Sadly, I donβt have the caliber to go.
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︎ Aug 29 2018
I tried so hard to stop him from shooting heroin
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︎ Sep 10 2019
I never really understood school shootings
I guess it's because it's aimed and a younger audience.
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︎ Jun 29 2019
Some soldiers like shooting lying down.
Their aim is less prone to error.
*edited for grammer
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︎ Aug 22 2019
Boy: Fires handgun at the shooting range...
Dad: "You're holding a shot gun now."
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︎ Dec 30 2018
I accused my roommate of stealing my stuff, but he told me that he had gone out to a shooting range.
Turns out his story was full of holes.
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︎ Jun 26 2019
What is Helen Keller called when she goes to the shooting range?
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︎ Feb 13 2019
The cast of Aquaman found it hard shooting underwater sequences because they couldnβt hear each other. Except,
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︎ Apr 13 2019
Apparently there was a mass shooting at the Gap.
There were a lot of casual tees.
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︎ Aug 04 2018
A shooting star
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︎ Jul 03 2018
What do you call a communist who is good at shooting?
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︎ May 12 2018
I was shooting at a cow, but hit the chicken instead.
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︎ Jul 09 2018
After my performance at the shooting gallery, the coach said, "Take a bow."
"Shooting isn't your cup of tea," he continued, "You better switch to archery."
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︎ Jan 15 2019
Dad, after closing the cupboard door and shooting me a panicked look
We need to get to the shop, quickly! We're running out of thyme!
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︎ Aug 18 2016
I was on the table with my son pretending to be shooting guns around our living room.
My wife came storming in angrily, looked at us and shouted, 'Get down!'
I said, 'Follow the commander's orders, son. There might be an ambush.'
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︎ Sep 17 2018
Discussed the Orlando terror shootings in 2016, with my dad.
Dad: "Was it ISIS? I thought it was just some gun-nut!"
Me googeling: "Wikipedia says that ISIS took the blame, but that the governemt isn't certain that they were responsible."
Dad: "Oh, so it was IS-ish."
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︎ Mar 23 2018
I went to the shooting range for the first time and couldnβt get my gun to fire.
Now I have to read the trouble shooting section in the manual.
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︎ Apr 28 2019
American School shooting jokes tend to be aimed at the younger audience.
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︎ Aug 30 2019
I just donβt get school shooting jokes.
They must be aimed at a younger audience.
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︎ May 03 2019
I went to the shooting range for the first time and couldnβt get my gun to fire.
Now I have to read the trouble shooting section in the manual.
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