A list of puns related to "Shooting Related"
'Did you hear about that shooting in Hounslow? Yeah, they closed the shop and everything: some guy had a starter pistol and was threatening to shoot everyone.'
<the sound of my mother and me shocked and putting on BBC News>
'The police said it was race related.'
I was in my bed reading some sleep related articles, when my dad walks in. So I shoot him up with a lot of sleep related questions and his only answer: "I'll sleep on it"
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