What did the angry gun say to the bullet after shooting it?

You are fired.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bonp27
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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Did you hear about the guy shooting paper towel rolls in the wild?

He was a Bounty hunter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/callmefinny
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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What did the shooting star say to the journalist?

No comet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Stuman
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2020
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What’s the difference between a good burger and a shooting star?

The burger is very meaty, but the other is a little meteor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlabamaMayan
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2020
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I went to the shooting range for the first time and couldn’t get my gun to fire.

Now I have to read the trouble shooting section in the manual.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2019
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Did you here about the photo shooting?

The convicted picture says he was framed!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TickLikesBombs
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2020
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I went to Hell for burning a Bible and shooting up the ashes with a syringe.

I guess I shouldn't have taken the Lord's name in vein.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2020
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The media says that video games is a main cause for mass shootings

But really, it's music that causes gun violins

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BattlePants8154
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2019
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American School shooting jokes tend to be aimed at the younger audience.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bigni44a
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2019
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I got invited to the shooting range the other day.

I had to decline. Sadly, I don’t have the caliber to go.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kailebeverettart
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2018
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Boy: Fires handgun at the shooting range...

Dad: "You're holding a shot gun now."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WillWorkforWhisky
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2018
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What is Helen Keller called when she goes to the shooting range?

Helen Killer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Snowjedi6
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2019
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The cast of Aquaman found it hard shooting underwater sequences because they couldn’t hear each other. Except,

Amber Heard

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FatFather1818
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2019
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Apparently there was a mass shooting at the Gap.

There were a lot of casual tees.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/keithasaurus
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2018
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I was shooting at a cow, but hit the chicken instead.

It was a missed steak.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DooleyMTV
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2018
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After my performance at the shooting gallery, the coach said, "Take a bow."

"Shooting isn't your cup of tea," he continued, "You better switch to archery."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sodomicity
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2019
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Dad, after closing the cupboard door and shooting me a panicked look

We need to get to the shop, quickly! We're running out of thyme!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_Random_Username_
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2016
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I was on the table with my son pretending to be shooting guns around our living room.

My wife came storming in angrily, looked at us and shouted, 'Get down!'

I said, 'Follow the commander's orders, son. There might be an ambush.'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2018
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Discussed the Orlando terror shootings in 2016, with my dad.

Dad: "Was it ISIS? I thought it was just some gun-nut!"

Me googeling: "Wikipedia says that ISIS took the blame, but that the governemt isn't certain that they were responsible."

Dad: "Oh, so it was IS-ish."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chronauer
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2018
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Snack time at the shooting range...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SapperInTexas
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2014
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I went to the shooting range for the first time and couldn’t get my gun to fire.

Now I have to read the trouble shooting section in the manual.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2019
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