A list of puns related to "The Shooting"
You are fired.
He was a Bounty hunter.
No comet.
The burger is very meaty, but the other is a little meteor.
Now I have to read the trouble shooting section in the manual.
The convicted picture says he was framed!
I guess I shouldn't have taken the Lord's name in vein.
But really, it's music that causes gun violins
I had to decline. Sadly, I donβt have the caliber to go.
Dad: "You're holding a shot gun now."
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Amber Heard
There were a lot of casual tees.
It was a missed steak.
"Shooting isn't your cup of tea," he continued, "You better switch to archery."
We need to get to the shop, quickly! We're running out of thyme!
My wife came storming in angrily, looked at us and shouted, 'Get down!'
I said, 'Follow the commander's orders, son. There might be an ambush.'
Dad: "Was it ISIS? I thought it was just some gun-nut!"
Me googeling: "Wikipedia says that ISIS took the blame, but that the governemt isn't certain that they were responsible."
Dad: "Oh, so it was IS-ish."
Now I have to read the trouble shooting section in the manual.
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