A list of puns related to "Shooting Pool"
He said, “It’s between the c and the u.”
I said, “We just got here. How lazy are you?”
We were playing pool, and I was just about to shoot in the 8 to a pocket for an easy win.
Dad: Oh no... I'm wheat.
Me: Huh?
Dad: I'm rye... I'm sourdough....
Me: ??!
Dad: I'm toast!!
Last night I was at a bar with a couple buddies and a girl I've been seeing (we'll call her Melissa). We're playing 2v2 pool and I'm on Melissa's team when my other buddy shoots and misses. Being fairly new to pool, Melissa perks up and says "Is it my turn?"
To which I said "That would be your cue" as I handed her her pool stick.
So I'm on vacation with my SO. Wasn't much into drinking tonight so he went out to shoot some pool and have a few drinks.
Comes home a few hours later, ask him how his night was.
"It was good, played two games against myself. No one wanted to play"
"Oh yeah, how'd that go?"
"Great! I won both games."
Did I mention that I'm pregnant? With twins?
Yep, this would be my boyfriend's first dad joke. As a dad. Too cute <3
Edit: autocorrect is my enemy.
We've been down in the basement playing pool and he keeps shooting the cue ball in when trying to get the 8 ball in. He loses like that for 3 games. On the 4th loss he says
Dad: "I need to get some powder or something"
Me: "Huh?"
Dad: "For all these scratches"
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