Are you seriously over the moon?
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Wolemercy
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 18 2021
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Hi there, I'm Buzz Aldrin, the second person to ever walk on the moon..

Neil before me..

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 14 2021
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I was going to the moon on vacation and I read it gets to -280 degrees at night,

I might need a space heater.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/cI0ks
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 14 2021
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How does the moon cut it's hair?

Eclipse it.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/OffDutyTaoist
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 18 2021
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What is grey, has four legs, howls at the moon, and eats cement?

A wolf...

I just added the cement to make it hard.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Godzilla_KOM
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 17 2021
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Did you know they found water on the moon?

But only when it’s waning

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SubstantialBelly6
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 28 2021
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My neighbour got bit by a female deer and starts acting like one on a full moon...

What a were-doh...

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/yaswolf
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 04 2021
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My son grows a lot of fur and manufactures products of art or craft on nights when the moon is full...

He is a ware wolf!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 28 2021
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A new restaurant opened in my town called The Moon

The food is terrific but there's no atmosphere.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Quantity_Weary
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 30 2021
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The moon is full tonight, do you think he eats too much?

No, it’s just a phase

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/LTenaciouSD
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 27 2021
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Why did the Moon Restaurant fail?

The food was decent, but there was no atmosphere whatsoever

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Officer_PoopyPants
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 22 2021
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Dude, did you see the full moon last night?

It was totally lit!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Juevolitos
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 27 2021
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I have a friend who is convinced that you can find water on the moon.

I said "That's lunacy!"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DoctorJoss
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 19 2021
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I was outside, laying down, at night, admiring the stars and the moon

Then it dawned on me.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Pineappleninja91
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 01 2021
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What did the dad say to his son when he became afraid of the full moon?

"Don't worry! It's just a phase it's going through!"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 01 2021
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Astronomers got tired watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours.

They decided to call it a day.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/saiyyanwarrior
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 10 2021
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What happens to Werewolf's house when its the full moon?

It becomes a warehouse.

Credit to Haldzur, the newest dad in our party.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Eagle_Vision_13
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 22 2021
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I like going out during a full moon...

...but my lycanthropy gives me pause.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/FreeBroccoli
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 23 2021
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Saw Buzz Aldrin today. Told my friend that he was the second man on the moon.

Neil before him.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/FredererPower
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 22 2021
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I promised my new girlfriend the sun, the moon and the stars....

So, I took her to the planetarium.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 12 2021
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My kids recently been super obsessed with the moon and my wife is starting to get worried.

I told her not to worry, it’s only a phase.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Strange_An0maly
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 18 2021
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When the moon hits your knees, you mispronounce countries...

Singapore!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/this_time_i_mean_it
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 12 2021
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

It has lots of space.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DoomRulz
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 29 2021
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My dog moon got his leg amputated, but that's ok...

He's a got a faux pas now

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/hotsprings1234
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 05 2021
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What kind of car does the moon drive?

An Eclipse.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/JaykDoe
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 30 2020
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When the moon hits your eye, Like a big pizza pie, That's amore.

When an eel bites your hand, And that's not what you planned, That's a moray.

When our habits are strange, And our customs deranged, That's our mores.

When your horse munches straw, And the bales total four, That's some more hay.

When Othello's poor wife Becomes stabbed with a knife, That's a Moor, eh?

When a Japanese knight Uses his sword in a fight, That's Samurai.

When your sheep go to graze In a damp marshy place, That's a moor, eh?

When your boat comes home fine And you tie up her line, That's a moor, eh?

When you ace your last tests Like you did all the rest, That's some more "A"s!

In New Zealand you see An aborigine, That's a Maori.

Alley Oop's homeland has A space gun with pizzazz, That's a Moo Ray.

A comedian ham, With the name Amsterdam, That's a Morey.

When your chocolate graham, Is so full and so crammed, That s'more, eh.

When you've had quite enough, Of this dumb rhyming stuff, That's "No more!", eh?

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ComeAbout
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 30 2020
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Sure the cow jumped over the moon! You would jump too!

That man’s hands were COLD...

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Elo_Solo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 14 2021
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How does The Moon cut his hair?

...Eclipse it.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/JameSdEke
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 12 2021
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I’m Buzz Aldrin, second man on the moon.

Neil before me

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Texgymratdad
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 15 2021
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How does the moon cut it's hair?

Eclipse it.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Ginger-Beefcake
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 19 2021
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How does the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Toastshalom
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 20 2021
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How does the moon cut his hair

Eclipse it

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/coolking295
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 11 2021
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How does the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/zshnz
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 10 2021
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I'm Buzz Aldrin, the second person to walk on the moon.

Neil before me!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MohanBhargava
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 27 2021
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Have you heard about the new restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Oreisan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 07 2021
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How does the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Doktor_Vem
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 20 2021
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How does the Moon cuts its hair?

Eclipse it.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mintyboi123
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 14 2021
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Restaurant at the moon

Have you ever heard about the Restaurant at the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SoulScripter
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 09 2021
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What do you need if you’re cold, while on the moon?

A space heater.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PixiePoops
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 04 2021
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How does the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/JCraay
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 23 2021
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I am Buzz Aldrin. Second man to step on the moon.

Neil before me.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mooshoopork4
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 16 2020
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"I am Buzz Aldrin, second man on the moon"

"Neil before me"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Hud_is_on
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 27 2021
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How does the moon cut its hair?

Eclipse it

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/flippantteacup
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 23 2021
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When the moon hits your knees and you mispronounce trees

Sycamore

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/buttered_t0asties
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 15 2020
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I am Buzz Aldrin. Second man to step on the moon

Neil before me

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RecoveringRelapser
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 13 2020
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheVengefulKitten
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 11 2020
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Last week I went to a restaurant on the moon.

The food is great but there is no atmosphere.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Kellogs_cereal2
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 10 2021
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How does the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/koukasen_np
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 26 2020
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Have you heard about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food. No atmosphere, though...

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Space_Eaglez
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 09 2021
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