Last week I went to a restaurant on the moon.
The food is great but there is no atmosphere.
I am Buzz Aldrin. Second man to step on the moon
What did the moon say to the ocean?
What did the Sun say to the Moon when it came home after it’s curfew?
“Have you been out all night?”
Just went to a restaraunt on the moon
Wouldn't go again no atmosphere
What do you say to someone who has been on the moon when you feel bad about something?
>You Apollo-gize
(From my son today, he has improved astronomically over the past few years.)
This administration is aiming to put a woman on the moon by 2024
Did you know the Apollo 11 astronauts arm wrestled to decide who would be the first man on the moon?
I have a joke about a mission to the moon, but it's really bad...
Why did the moon go to the bank?
I used to be really into the full Moon
Turns out it was just a phase
Canada is planning a mission to the moon
We're calling our spaceship the Apollo-G.
You know, sometimes, as I lie in bed, looking up into the great night sky, counting each star and watching the moon slowly float by, I think to myself:
"Where the fuck is my roof?"
I've heard that Neil Armstrong used to tell really boring jokes about the moon that nobody understood.
I guess you had to be there.
How do you know when the moon has had enough to eat?
Why didnt the moon have any more to eat.
My physicist girlfriend told me that she loves me to the moon and back.
I’m worried she means displacement, not distance.
How does the sun say hi to the moon?
I went to a restaurant on the moon great food but sadly no atmosphere
Have you been to the restaurant on the moon?
It was okay, but the atmosphere was terrible.
Wanna know a way for werewolves to howl other than the full moon?
Make them stub their toe.
What did the moon say to it's emo kid?
What kind of tropical fruit wants to visit the moon?
My plan to open a restaurant on the moon failed
There was a complete lack of atmosphere.
My son told me he wants to go to the moon when he grows up
“What are you, a lunartic?”
Who is the first farmer to walk on the moon?
US just announced they want to put the first woman on the moon...
Did you hear that Elon Musk wants to build a restaurant on the moon?
It’s supposed to have great food, but no atmosphere
NASA has finally announced what would have happened to the earth if the moon wasn't present.
50% less poems and love songs.
Why did the moon go to Hollywood?
Congratulations to China for managing to land on the dark side of the moon
Perhaps they can shed some light on what it's like there
What did the moon say to the earth after it got tidally locked?
"You can turn but you can't tide."
Hi I'm Buzz Aldrin, the second man to walk on the moon.
I am Buzz Aldrin. Second man to step on the moon.
I'm Buzz Aldrin, second person ever to step on the moon.....
I am buzz Aldrin, second man to walk on the moon...
Hi, I'm Buzz Aldrin. Second person to step on the moon.
I went to the restaurant on the moon the other day.
The food was out of this world but there was little atmosphere.
I went to a restaurant on the moon
I mean, the food was great, but the place had absolutely no atmosphere.
What did the moon say to the sun?
“Hello Sun.”
What did the sun say to the moon?
“Dad?”
I went to a restaurant on the moon recently.
Great food, no atmosphere.
Have you ever been to a restaurant on the moon?
Great food, but no atmosphere......
My physicist wife keeps telling me that she loves me to the moon and back.
I’m not sure whether she means distance, or displacement.
I went to a good restaurant on the moon.
It had good food, but no atmosphere.
I went to a restaurant on the moon.
What can I say? Nice food. But 0 atmosphere
My physicist wife keeps telling me she loves me to the moon and back.
I wonder whether she means distance or displacement.
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