Only then will we reach peak internet.
My friend, his father, and I were all outside of their house, and I was trying to browse reddit. Reddit was being slow, so I said: "The WiFi sucks out here" In which case, my friend responded with: "Yeah, I need to get an outdoors hotspot" To which his father replied: "It was pretty hot outside today"
Did you hear about the red-headed cookie that broke it’s leg?
Gingersnap
Did you hear about the cookie that quietly laughs at other cookies’ drawings?
Snickerdoodle
Did you hear about the dessert that got cast in the bakery’s reboot of Indiana Jones: The Temple of Doom?
Shortbread
Did you hear about the friends the zombies are making in heaven?
Angel food
Did you hear about the Mushroom Kingdom princess that abdicated the throne to pursue the shoe repair trade?
Peach cobbler
Did you hear about the 49th state in the Union legalizing recreational marijuana?
Baked Alaska
Did you hear about the Bavarian teacher that filled up her blackboard every day?
German chocolate
Did you hear about the hip New York hotspots for citrus fruits?
Lemon bars
Did you hear about the mother's sister that really likes her nieces and nephews?
Fondant
Did you hear about people wagering money on a boxing match in the Arctic between a heavyweight champ and raspberries?
Sherbet
...when every one I've tried creates hotspots?
http://i.gyazo.com/19d5bbb4a847437bdbb6a32b05cd215e.png
I guess he wanted to turn his firepit into a hotspot.
My coworker asked if he could borrow my iPhone to use the hotspot. I noticed I needed to change my password since I haven't updated it in awhile.
> Me: What should my password be?
>Coworker: I don't know make it something goofy. It doesn't matter.
>Me: (updates password) Alright, here you go. Let me know when you are done.
>Coworker: (After looking at the phone) Seriously...?
Password - somethinggoofy
He texted me "I feel like everyone is ogling me!"
After I took the bait and asked "why?" he said "I'm a hotspot now!"
