What do you sometimes find on the face of a volcano?
      
      
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︎ Jun 03 2021
        
       
      
     
      Did you hear about the St Vincent volcano?
      It was a big ash explosion
        π︎ 7
         
        
        
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︎ Apr 12 2021
        
       
      
     
      I was telling this joke about a volcano today at work.
      
      
        π︎ 8
         
        
        
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︎ May 02 2021
        
       
      
     
      People began paying the Hawaiian volcano goddess to lie down from time to time
      They're calling it a pay lay
        π︎ 12
         
        
        
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︎ Apr 25 2021
        
       
      
     
        
        
        
        
      
      What happens when you try to kick a volcano?
      
      
        π︎ 14
         
        
        
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︎ Mar 24 2021
        
       
      
     
      My son's science fair entry was a volcano made of a fat product from rendering the fatty tissue of a pig. My son's fat teacher waddled around everywhere when he set it off...
      The lard ash was everywhere!
        π︎ 3
         
        
        
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︎ Mar 02 2021
        
       
      
     
      What did the volcano say to earth?
      Iβm going to explode if you donβt stop pressuring me.
        π︎ 7
         
        
        
        π
︎ Feb 21 2021
        
       
      
     
      What did the volcano say to his wife?
      
      
        π︎ 6
         
        
        
        π
︎ Nov 22 2020
        
       
      
     
        
        
        
        
      
      What does a baby volcano say to his volcano mother?
      
      
        π︎ 25
         
        
        
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︎ Jul 13 2020
        
       
      
     
      What did the dad volcano say to his son?
      
      
        π︎ 17
         
        
        
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︎ Jan 14 2020
        
       
      
     
      Call me a conspiracy theorist, but I believe the latest volcano eruption...
      
      
        π︎ 24
         
        
        
        π
︎ Dec 11 2019
        
       
      
     
      How do volcanos feel about jokes?
      
      
        π︎ 95
         
        
        
        π
︎ Jun 21 2019
        
       
      
     
        
        
        
        
      
      Never drop a volcano rock on your foot...
      
      
        π︎ 3
         
        
        
        π
︎ Jan 15 2020
        
       
      
     
      I want to marry an erupting volcano
      
      
        π︎ 2
         
        
        
        π
︎ Sep 12 2019
        
       
      
     
      What volcano has caused the most foot injuries?
      
      
        π︎ 14
         
        
        
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︎ Sep 22 2019
        
       
      
     
      
      
      
        π︎ 8
         
        
        
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︎ Feb 14 2019
        
       
      
     
        
        
        
        
      
      Who would want to take a ring to a volcano? π β‘οΈ π
      
      
        π︎ 2
         
        
        
        π
︎ Apr 30 2019
        
       
      
     
      Why doesn't anyone want to be friends with a volcano?
      Volcanoes are massive ashholes.
        π︎ 19
         
        
        
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︎ Jun 17 2017
        
       
      
     
      What happened to the bank on top of the volcano?
      
      
        π︎ 2
         
        
        
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︎ Jun 02 2019
        
       
      
     
      [request] Pun about christmas with the word "Sulfur" or "Volcano"
      
      
        π︎ 4
         
        
        
        π
︎ Oct 02 2017
        
       
      
     
        
        
        
        
      
      What's a Volcano's favorite dessert?
      
      
        π︎ 170
         
        
        
        π
︎ Dec 09 2016
        
       
      
     
      Need help - answer to Volcano joke
      What is the answer to 'why you should never trust volcanoes?'
        π︎ 2
         
        
        
        π
︎ Dec 26 2018
        
       
      
     
      What did the volcano say to his girlfriend?
      I lava you and think you're so hot
        π︎ 16
         
        
        
        π
︎ Jan 08 2018
        
       
      
     
      What is the first word that baby volcano says?
      
      
        π︎ 16
         
        
        
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︎ Sep 07 2018
        
       
      
     
        
        
        
        
      
      What do you call a toilet perched on top of an active volcano?
      
      
        π︎ 6
         
        
        
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︎ Jul 09 2018
        
       
      
     
      What did the mama volcano say to the baby volcano when it wet the bed?
      It's ok you are just incontinent.
        π︎ 8
         
        
        
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︎ Oct 14 2018
        
       
      
     
      Whatβs a Frenchmanβs favorite part of a volcano?
      
      
        π︎ 2
         
        
        
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︎ Oct 07 2018
        
       
      
     
      How does a volcano greet at a snowman?
      
      
        π︎ 7
         
        
        
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︎ Jun 04 2018
        
       
      
     
        
        
        
        
      
      What happened when the last European volcano erupted?
      
      
        π︎ 18
         
        
        
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︎ Jun 03 2017
        
       
      
     
      Why did people think the volcano was funny?
      
      
        π︎ 4
         
        
        
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︎ Oct 22 2017
        
       
      
     
      If a volcano gets good grades in college...
      ...does it graduate magma cum laude?
        π︎ 6
         
        
        
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︎ Sep 08 2012
        
       
      
     
      Did you see the volcano in South America that blew its top?
      With all of the cloud cover, it must be Chile.
        π︎ 6
         
        
        
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︎ Apr 23 2015
        
       
      
     
        
        
        
        
      
      What did the volcano say to his wife?
      
      
        π︎ 2
         
        
        
        π
︎ Jun 27 2018
        
       
      
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